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40+ Worm Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to our world of wiggly fun with over 40 hilarious worm jokes that will make you squirm with laughter! Perfect for kids, teachers, or any worm enthusiasts, our collection is packed with puns, wordplay, and silly scenarios. Dive in for a delightful dose of humor and brighten your day with our wriggling wonders!

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    Why did the worm break up with the centipede?
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    It was tired of all the legs in the relationship.
    What did the worm say to the other worm it met at the bar?
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    Is this seat taken or do you mind if I inchworm my way in?
    Why did the worm refuse to go to the comedy club?
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    It heard the jokes were a little socially invertebrate.
    What's a worm's favorite type of music?
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    Squirm-punk.
    How do worms keep up with fashion trends?
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    They read the underground magazines.
    Why did the worm go to the gym?
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    To work on its six-pack.
    What do you call a worm that's a stand-up comedian?
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    A nightcrawler.
    How did the introverted worm make friends?
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    It slowly wormed its way into their hearts.
    Why don't worms ever argue?
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    Because they can always find common ground.
    What advice did the worm give to its children?
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    Always be true to yourself, even if you have to squirm a little.
    Why did the worm break up with the centipede?
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    He couldn't handle all her legs.
    What's a worm's favorite band?
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    Earth, Wind, and Fire.
    How do you make a worm happy?
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    Tickle its fancy.
    What do you call a worm who loves to party?
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    A nightcrawler.
    Why did the worm join the gym?
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    To pump some iron.
    How do worms send secret messages?
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    Using a compost stamp.
    Why did the worm cross the ruler?
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    To become a ruler worm.
    What do you get when you cross a worm and a dog?
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    A seriously wagging tail.
    How do you measure the length of a worm?
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    In inches... and out again.
    Why was the worm divorced?
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    He got too tangled up in his lies.
    Why did the worm break up with the centipede?
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    He couldn't handle all those legs.
    What did the shy worm say to the outgoing worm?
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    You really know how to worm your way into conversations!
    Why don't worms ever go on road trips?
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    They prefer to travel by underground.
    What's a worm's favorite genre of music?
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    Squirmcore.
    How do worms measure their resources?
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    In inches... or should I say 'worm centimeters'?
    Why did the worm start a band?
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    He heard they were pres-sure worms.
    Did you hear about the worm who borrowed money from the ant?
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    Now he's deep in debt – literally!
    What do you call a worm swimming in the sea?
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    A long-distance squimmer.
    Why was the worm late for work?
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    He oversnoozed.
    What did the worm say when its friend asked if it wanted to come over for dinner?
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    I'm more of a homebody – literally!
    Why did the worm break up with the centipede?
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    He couldn't handle all those legs in bed.
    Why did the worm break up with the centipede?
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    He couldn't handle all the legs.
    What do you call a worm that's always late?
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    A slowpoke.
    How do worms communicate?
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    Through networking.
    Why did the worm go to the dance?
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    Because he heard they had a 'worming' crowd.
    What did the worm say to the caterpillar?
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    You've really blossomed.
    Why was the worm so good at math?
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    Because he could always divide.
    How do worms keep in shape?
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    They do a lot of squirm-ups.
    What's a worm's favorite band?
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    Earth, Wind, and Fire.
    Why did the worm go to the doctor?
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    He had a bad case of 'ants' in his pants.