41+ Wasp Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Welcome to the buzz-worthy world of wasp jokes, where the puns sting with laughter! Perfect for kids, teachers, and insect enthusiasts alike, our collection of knee-slappers will have you swarming with giggles. Dive into our hive of humor to lighten up your day or to add a playful sting to your lessons!
GENERATE MORE WASP JOKESWhy did the wasp bring sunscreen to the picnic?0
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To avoid getting a wasp tan.
What do you call a wasp who is also a detective?0
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A sting operation.
Why did the wasp break up with the bee?0
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It found someone bee-tter.
How do wasps express their love?0
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With lots of buzz and stings.
What's a wasp's favorite game?0
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Stinging around the rosie.
Why did the wasp refuse to attend the party?0
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It was afraid of running into a jell-o shot.
What did the wasp say when it won the lottery?0
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Now I can afford a bigger nest.
Why did the wasp become a stand-up comedian?0
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To prove it's not all buzz and no jokes.
What's a wasp's favorite music genre?0
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Swarmcore.
How do wasps find their way back to their nest?0
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They use their Google Buzz app.
Why did the wasp break up with its girlfriend?0
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She couldn't handle its sting in the bedroom!
What do you call a wasp that's having a bad hair day?0
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A frizz-bee!
How do wasps communicate in the wild?0
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By using a buzzfeed!
Why did the wasp go to the therapist?0
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It had deep-seated issues from its larva-hood!
What did one wasp say to the other at the bar?0
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Buzz off, I'm trying to get pollinated here!
Why are wasps terrible at poker?0
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Because they can't handle a full hive!
What's a wasp's favorite adult beverage?0
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Sting-ger ale!
How does a wasp keep its schedule organized?0
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With a buzz planner!
What's a wasp's favorite dessert?0
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Honeycomb-overs!
Why did the wasp bring a stapler to the party?0
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To pin the tail on the honey bee!
What do you call a wasp who likes to gossip?0
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A buzz-kill.
Why did the wasp go to the dance club?0
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To find a buzz.
What did the wasp say to the queen bee?0
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You're nothing but a royal pain.
How does a wasp flirt?0
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With a wasp-y sense of humor.
Why did the wasp get kicked out of the spelling bee?0
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It couldn't stop buzzing.
What did the wasp bring to the potluck?0
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Its famous honey-glazed wings.
Why did the wasp refuse to give compliments?0
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It didn't want to sting egos.
How does a wasp apologize?0
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With a buzzworthy apology.
What do you call a wasp with a cold?0
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A bee-sick wasp.
Why did the wasp join the circus?0
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It wanted to be part of the buzz.
What do you get when you cross a comedian with a wasp?0
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A joke that really stings.
Why did the wasp go to therapy?0
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It had a sting in its past.
How do wasps keep secrets?0
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They put them in their sting operation.
What did the bee say to the naughty wasp?0
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You need to learn how to beehive.
Why do wasps make bad comedians?0
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Their material always stings.
What do you get when you cross a wasp with a computer?0
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A bug in the system.
Why was the wasp late to the party?0
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It got caught up in a sticky situation.
How do wasps like their drinks?0
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On the rocks with a twist of lime juice.
What did the wasp say to the bumblebee on a bad hair day?0
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You should try some buzzcut.
Why did the wasp take up yoga?0
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To find its inner sting balance.
What do you call a wasp fortune teller?0
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A psychic sting.