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50+ Fruit Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Love fruit? Dive into a world of fruity fun with our collection of hilarious fruit jokes! From punny punchlines to berry funny one-liners, get ready to go bananas with laughter!

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    Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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    Because it ran out of juice!
    What did the banana say to the vibrater?
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    Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!
    Why did the orange lose the race?
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    Because it ran out of peel!
    What do you call two gay bananas?
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    A pair of slippers!
    Why did the peach go to the doctor?
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    It wasn't filling well!
    What did the grape say when it stepped on?
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    Nothing, it just gave out a little whine!
    Why do apples try to avoid playing games?
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    Because they're often on the losing end of a core!
    What do you get if you cross a snake with a fruit?
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    A banana Anaconda!
    What's a fruit's favourite TV show?
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    Game of Pears!
    Why did the lemon disown its grandson?
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    He was a little too zesty!
    Why do avocados always get invited to parties?
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    They always guac the talk!
    Why did the grape go out with the prune?
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    Because it couldn't find a date!
    How do you make a banana split?
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    Divorce it!
    What did the apple say to the banana?
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    Nothing, apples don't talk!
    Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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    It ran out of juice!
    What's a fruit's favorite pick-up line?
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    Is your name kiwi? 'Cause you're making me kiwi in the knees!
    What do you call two birds in love?
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    Tweethearts!
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
    Why did the strawberry cry?
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    Because it was in a jam!
    How do fruit flirt?
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    They make smoothie eyes!
    Why did the lemon disown its son?
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    Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why did the grape break up with the banana?
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    Because it couldn't handle the peelings of their relationship!
    How do you make a pineapple blush?
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    Tell it you find it a-cutest of all!
    Why did the apple break up with the orange?
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    It found a zesty new squeeze!
    What's a banana's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fineapple you are!
    Why did the strawberry turn red?
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    Because it saw the kiwi do a striptease!
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
    Why did the melon go on a diet?
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    It couldn't elope with its weight!
    How do you make a fruit punch?
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    Give it a swift kick in the apples!
    Why did the fig go to the doctor?
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    It was feeling a little figgy!
    How do you mend a broken watermelon's heart?
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    With a honeydew you love me!
    Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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    Because it ran out of juice.
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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    Because it wasn't peeling well.
    What did the apple say to the orange?
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    You're appealing.
    How do you fix a broken tomato?
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    With tomato paste.
    Why was the peach embarrassed?
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    Because it saw the kiwi getting fresh.
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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    Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
    Why did the pineapple go to the party?
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    Because it was looking for a slice of the action.
    What do you get if you cross a pomelo and a grapefruit?
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    Something that tastes like a sore thumb.
    Why did the fig break up with the kiwi?
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    Because it couldn't commit to one lime.
    How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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    Tickle its rind.
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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    Because it wasn't peeling well.
    Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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    Because it ran out of juice.
    What do you call a promiscuous pineapple?
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    A fruity booty.
    Why did the apple break up with the orange?
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    They had a lot of peelings for each other.
    Why didn't the lemon get invited to the mixer?
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    It was too sour to be sweet.
    What did the banana say to its lover?
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    We make a great bunch together.
    Why was the watermelon upset with the honeydew?
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    It had meloncholy about the situation.
    Why did the fig go to therapy?
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    It was feeling fig-leaved out.
    What's a strawberry's favorite type of music?
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    Jammin' tunes.