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50+ Reindeer Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to our merry world of reindeer jokes! Get ready to sleigh your funny bone with our hilarious collection that will have you laughing all the way! Whether you're a reindeer enthusiast, teacher looking for classroom laughs, or just someone who loves a good joke, our witty selection of reindeer humor is bound to bring joy and laughter. Join us as we explore the lighter side of these majestic creatures!

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    Why did the reindeer go to therapy?
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    He had too many yuletide issues.
    How do reindeer stay warm in the winter?
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    They have a fur coat and a hot chocolate addiction.
    What did the reindeer say to his crush?
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    Will you be my mistle-ho-ho-ho?
    Why did Santa's reindeer form a union?
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    To demand higher candy cane wages.
    What did Rudolph say when his nose stopped glowing?
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    Oh deer, I mistle-glow too soon.
    How do you know Santa's reindeer are great singers?
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    Because they can belt out carols at the top of their lungs.
    Why was the reindeer nearsighted?
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    He spent too much time in the foggy North Pole.
    What did the reindeer get for winning the race?
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    A trophy buck.
    Why did the reindeer get kicked out of the squad?
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    He was always hoof-drunk at the holiday parties.
    What do reindeer do on their day off?
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    Herd it through the grapevine and chill.
    Why are reindeer always invited to parties?
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    Because they know how to break the ice!
    Why did the reindeer go to the doctor?
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    He had a bad case of mistle-toe.
    What did one reindeer say to the other during a snowstorm?
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    I can't believe this weather! It's snow joking matter.
    Why was the reindeer always found near the eggnog?
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    He had a bit of a drinking problem.
    How does Santa keep his reindeer motivated during Christmas eve deliveries?
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    With a lot of rein-game-ents.
    Why did the reindeer join the gym?
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    He wanted to beef up for the sleigh rides.
    What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
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    No-eye-deer.
    How do reindeer keep their fur soft and shiny?
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    They use a co-co-co-lotion!
    Why did the reindeer always carry a map during Christmas eve?
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    He didn't want to end up in a rein-dead end.
    What's a reindeer's favorite type of music?
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    Rap music. They love hearing about rein-deers and ho-ho-hoes.
    Why did the reindeer go to therapy?
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    To deal with his elf-esteem issues.
    Why did the reindeer go to the therapist?
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    He had too many unresolved issues with the other reindeer.
    What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
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    No eye-deer.
    Why did the reindeer bring a ladder to the party?
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    He heard the drinks were on the house.
    How does Rudolph know when to go to bed?
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    He checks his elf phone.
    Why did Santa's reindeer decide to form a band?
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    They had a lot of good talent among the group.
    What did the reindeer say when he crossed the finish line?
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    Deer me, I made it!
    How do reindeer like their coffee?
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    Buck by buck!
    Why was Rudolph always chosen for lead roles in school plays?
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    Because he had a shiny nose that outshone the competition.
    Why don't reindeer gamble in the North Pole?
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    They know the risks of getting sleighed at the tables.
    Why did the reindeer go to therapy?
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    He had too many issues with his hooves.
    What's a reindeer's favorite type of music?
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    Hoofstep.
    How do reindeer greet each other?
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    Ho-ho-hello!
    Why did the reindeer join the dating app?
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    He wanted to find his ‘deer’-est match.
    What did the reindeer say to the elf stripper?
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    Ho ho ho, you sleigh me.
    Why did Santa's reindeer get a bad report card?
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    Because they were always playing reindeer games.
    What did the reindeer say when he found out he was viral on TikTok?
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    Oh deer, I'm famous!
    Why are reindeer such bad drivers?
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    They always sleigh-ride on the road.
    What did the reindeer do when he heard a good joke?
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    He laughed so hard, he nearly 'tinkled'.
    What's a reindeer's favorite snack?
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    Hoof-shaped pretzels!
    Why did the reindeer break up with his girlfriend?
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    He found out she was seeing someone sleigh.
    What did the reindeer say before telling a joke?
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    This one will sleigh you.
    What did one reindeer say to the other during mating season?
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    Wanna make some rein-babies?
    Why was the reindeer banned from the quiz night?
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    He was always on the deer-end of the bar.
    How do reindeer make sure they don't get lost?
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    They use deer-ctions.
    What did the reindeer say after a long day of work?
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    I'm fawn-tastically tired.
    Why don't reindeer play poker in the wild?
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    There are too many cheetahs.
    What do reindeer use to dry off after a shower?
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    A rein-vention towel.
    How do reindeer greet each other on Christmas?
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    Hoofy holidays!
    Why do reindeer make terrible comedians?
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    Because their jokes are always deer-ly missed.