50+ Chicken Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Hey there! Get ready to laugh your feathers off with our egg-citing collection of chicken jokes. Whether you're a kid, a teacher, or a clucking enthusiast, these jokes will surely make your day!
GENERATE MORE CHICKEN JOKESWhy did the chicken join a dating app?0
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To find a new 'coop'-le.
What do you call a group of chickens gossiping?0
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Fowl play.
Why did the chicken break up with the rooster?0
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He was too 'cocky'.
How do chickens stay fit?0
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They do 'egg-ercise'.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?0
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To get to the other slide.
What's a chicken's favorite horror movie?0
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The eggs-orcist.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?0
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To talk to the other side.
How does a chicken send secret messages?0
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By using egg-cryption.
Why did the chicken get a penalty?0
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For fowl play.
What did the chicken say to the duck?0
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Quit 'winging' it and fly straight.
Why did the chicken break up with her boyfriend?0
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He was always crossing the road to see other chicks.
What did the chicken say to the duck at the bar?0
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Let's wing it and see who's the real pecker.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?0
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To talk to the other side of the road.
How does a chicken flirt on Tinder?0
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They egg-splore each other's coop.
Why was the chicken kicked out of comedy club?0
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It kept crossing the punchline.
Why don't chickens play hide and seek?0
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Because good cluck deserves to be found.
What do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce?0
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A salad predator.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?0
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An egg-stremely stylish chick.
Why was the chicken embarrassed in the sauna?0
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It was poultry in motion.
What's a chicken's favorite subject in school?0
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Egg-ucation.
Why did the chicken join a band?0
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Because it had the best drumsticks!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice?0
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A double-crosser!
Why did the chicken sit on the clock?0
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To make time fly!
How does a chicken mail a letter?0
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In a hen-velope!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?0
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To talk to the other side!
What happened to the chicken who wasn't courteous?0
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It got the fowl treatment!
Why did the chicken go to the comedy club?0
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To work on its stand-up routine!
What's a chicken's favorite type of music?0
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Bach-bach-bach!
Why did the chicken get in trouble at school?0
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Because it used fowl language!
What did the chicken say to the hypnotist?0
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You're making me very egg-cited!
Why did the chicken apply for a job at the bakery?0
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Because it kneaded the dough!
What did the chicken say when it crossed the road?0
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I'm just winging it!
Why did the chicken join a band?0
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It had good cluck!
What do you call a group of chickens gossiping?0
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Hen-sational news!
How do chickens stay fit?0
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They egg-cercise daily!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?0
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Lost!
Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the bar?0
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To reach the highballs!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?0
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An eggroll!
Why did the chicken go to the séance?0
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To talk to the other side!
How did the chicken feel after the comedy show?0
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Egg-static!
Why did the chicken join a dating app?0
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To find a good hen-terest match!
How does a chicken send a secret message?0
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In an egg-crypted email!
What do you call a crazy chicken?0
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A cuckoo clucker!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?0
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To talk to the other side of the road!
How do you know if a chicken is philosophical?0
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It ponders the egg-tistential questions!
Why did the chicken get good grades in school?0
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It was great at peck-nology!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?0
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An eggroll!
What's a chicken's favorite rapper?0
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Kiwi Minaj!
Why was the chicken banned from the talent show?0
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It kept stealing the egg show!
How did the chicken cross the road without being seen?0
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It used its egg-straordinary stealth skills!