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50+ Pear Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Get ready to giggle and grin with our juicy collection of pear jokes! Whether you're a fruit fanatic, a classroom clown, or just in need of a good chuckle, these jokes are 'pear'fect for you!

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    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional layers.
    What did the pear say to its lover?
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    I'm yours to juice.
    How does a pear flirt at a bar?
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    Hey there, wanna see my juicy side?
    Why did the pear break up with the apple?
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    It found a peach that was sweeter.
    What's a pear's favorite type of music?
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    R&B - Ripe and Beautiful.
    Why was the pear always nervous?
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    It was afraid of being pear-shaped.
    What did the bartender say to the pear?
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    You look a bit seedy tonight.
    How did the pear become popular?
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    It had a great pair of seeds.
    What happened to the pear that went to a party?
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    It got poached in champagne.
    Why did the pear never join the gym?
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    It was happy being a little 'pear-shaped'.
    Why did the man take a pear to the party?
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    Because he heard it was a 'fruitful' event!
    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    It couldn't concentrate and was feeling a bit 'pear'plexed.
    What did the flirtatious pear say to the apple?
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    You're the apple of my eye, but I'm the 'pear'fection.
    How does a pear apologize?
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    It offers a 'pear' of apologies and hopes you 'pear'don.
    Why was the pear excited for the party?
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    It heard it was going to be a 'pear'-ty with lots of juicy gossip.
    What did the rebellious pear say to its parents?
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    I'm ripe for independence, you can't 'pear'ent me forever.
    How did the pear react to criticism?
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    It didn't give a 'pear' and remained 'pear'-sistent in its ways.
    Why did the pear break up with the orange?
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    It couldn't handle the 'pear' pressure of a citrus relationship.
    What's a pear's favorite romantic gesture?
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    Sending a bouquet of 'pear'-odies to express its love.
    How did the comedian pear win over the audience?
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    With its 'pear'-less sense of humor, leaving everyone 'pear'-alyzed with laughter.
    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    It had some serious emotional pearssues.
    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    It had some serious pear-ent issues.
    What do you call a pear that's always running late?
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    A procrastin-pear.
    Why did the pear break up with the banana?
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    Their relationship had too many a-peel.
    How did the pear propose to the apple?
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    With a kar-pear-diamond ring.
    Why did the pear blush?
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    It saw the peach without its skin.
    What did the pear say to the mirror?
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    Looking sharp today, mirror mirror on the pear.
    Why did the pear struggle in school?
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    It had trouble pear-ing information.
    Why was the pear mad at the banana?
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    It kept slipping on top of it.
    Why did the pear participate in a marathon?
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    It wanted to be a-pear more athletic.
    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional layers.
    Why was the pear blushing?
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    It saw the peach in the nude!
    How did the pear propose to the apple?
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    With a ring from the pear-sonal collection!
    Why did the pear refuse to play hide and seek?
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    It didn't want to get caught between a plum and a hard place!
    What happens when a pear tries stand-up comedy?
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    It ends up being a real fruit bomb!
    Why did the pear break up with the banana?
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    It was tired of all the 'a-peel'!
    Why did the pear turn down the invitation to the fruit salad party?
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    It didn't want to be in the middle of a melon drama!
    How did the pear pass its driving test?
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    It aced the parallel park and cracked up the examiner!
    Why did the pear go to therapy?
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    To deal with all its 'pear-anoia' issues!
    What did the pear do when it won the lottery?
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    It went pear-shaped trying to hide its newfound wealth!
    What did the naughty pear say to the peach?
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    You look ripe for some trouble!
    Why did the pear get kicked out of the fruit bowl?
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    It was caught streaking next to the bananas!
    How do you know when a pear is feeling cheeky?
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    It winks at the apple.
    Why don't pears ever tell good jokes?
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    Their humor is too seedy for most people.
    What did one pear say to the other pear at the bar?
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    Want to do some shots and get juiced?
    Why did the pear bring a ladder to the orchard?
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    It heard the apple was high on life.
    How did the pear convince the peach to go on a date?
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    It promised a very a-peeling evening.
    What's a pear's favorite dance move?
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    The juicy jiggle!
    Why did the pear go to see the doctor?
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    It was feeling a bit under the weather.
    What do you call a pear who's a bit of a troublemaker?
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    A mis-pear.