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50+ Bird Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Do you love good laughs and feathered friends? Get ready to giggle with our collection of hilarious bird jokes! From wise old owls to cheeky parrots, these jokes will have you chirping with joy!

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    Why did the bird join a dating app?
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    To find a tweetheart.
    Why did the bird break up with its partner?
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    Because it caught them tweeting someone else.
    What do you call a bird that's a bit of a player?
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    A chick magnet.
    Why do birds make terrible employees?
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    They always wing it and never give a hoot about deadlines.
    What's a bird's favorite type of underwear?
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    Tweet-thongs.
    Why did the owl become a therapist?
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    It's good at giving a hoot about your problems.
    How do birds stay in touch with each other?
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    They send beak sexts.
    What did the bird say when it got locked out of its nest?
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    This is hawkward.
    Why did the seagull get kicked out of the wildlife party?
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    It was caught squawking the wrong way.
    What's a bird's favorite game?
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    Flappy bird in the streets, angry bird in the sheets.
    Why did the pelican get kicked out of the comedy club?
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    Because he had a big bill and kept squawking about it!
    What do you call a promiscuous canary?
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    A bird of play!
    Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
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    Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel!
    How do crows stick together in a flock?
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    Velcrow!
    What do birds give out on Halloween?
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    Tweets!
    Why was the chicken always worried?
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    It had a lot on its plate!
    How do you catch a unique bird?
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    Unique up on it!
    Why do hummingbirds hum?
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    Because they don't know the words!
    What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
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    A walkie-talkie!
    Why was the bird afraid of going to the nest?
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    It had a fear of heights!
    Why did the lovebird break up with the owl?
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    Because the owl couldn't handle the night tweets.
    What did the duck say to the exhibitionist bird?
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    Put some feathers on, you're showing your tits.
    Why don't birds have money?
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    Because they always work for peanuts!
    Why do birds make bad bartenders?
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    Because they always mix up the tweets and the whiskey.
    How do you make a bird laugh?
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    Tell it a good yolk!
    What do you call a bird that's a stickler for grammar?
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    A grammar parrot!
    What did the bird do when it saw a cat approaching?
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    Flipped it the feather.
    Why are birds so bad at basketball?
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    Because they always foul with their beaks!
    What do you call a bird that gets all the ladies?
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    A tweetheart!
    Why do birds have better social lives than humans?
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    Because they're always chirping at parties!
    Why did the bird break up with its partner?
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    It was two-tweet.
    How do birds tell each other apart?
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    They wing it.
    What did the bird say after a long day of flying?
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    I'm plucking tired.
    Why did the bird get kicked out of the comedy club?
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    It kept using fowl language.
    What's a bird's favorite type of music?
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    Tweet metal.
    Why did the bird stay in the same place for hours?
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    It was trying to wing it.
    What do you call a bird that's a magician?
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    A birdini.
    Why did the bird refuse to go to the beach?
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    It heard the seagulls were feeling a bit caw-ky.
    What's a bird's favorite movie genre?
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    Peck-teculars.
    Why did the bird go to the doctor?
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    It was feeling a bit tweet-ish.
    Why did the bird break up with his girlfriend?
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    She kept tweeting other guys.
    What do you call a promiscuous bird?
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    A pecker.
    Why was the bird's performance so good in singing?
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    It had perfect pitch.
    How do birds request songs?
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    They tweet the DJ.
    Why did the bird go to the doctor?
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    It was feeling tweet-ment.
    What's a bird's favorite type of math?
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    Owlgebra.
    Why do birds always carry a comb?
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    To make sure their feathers look fly.
    How does a bird fix a broken wing?
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    With tweetment from the chirurgeon.
    What do you call a bird who knows magic tricks?
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    A presti-gull-itator.
    Why did the bird go on a diet?
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    It didn't want to be a butterball.