40+ Golden Retriever Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
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GENERATE MORE GOLDEN RETRIEVER JOKESWhy do golden retrievers make terrible poker players?0
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Because they always give away their tell-tail signs!
Why did the golden retriever refuse to play hide-and-seek?0
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Because he always gives himself away by wagging his tail too much!
How does a golden retriever answer the phone?0
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Woof you like to leave a message?
Why was the golden retriever so good at baking?0
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Because he had a nose for 'dough'!
What did the golden retriever say to the vacuum cleaner?0
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Stop sucking up to me!
What's a golden retriever's favorite type of music?0
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Bark and roll!
Why did the golden retriever become a lawyer?0
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He's great at fetching evidence!
What do you call a group of golden retrievers?0
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A 'glow'-den retriever gang!
Why don't golden retrievers ever go hungry?0
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Because they always have a 'ruff' appetite!
How did the golden retriever end up with a broken tail?0
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He was chasing parked cars!
Why did the golden retriever refuse to play cards?0
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Because he was sick of people playing 'fetch' with his heart!
What did the golden retriever say when he finally caught his tail?0
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This is my precious!
Why did the golden retriever go to therapy?0
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He had too many buried bones.
How does a golden retriever answer the phone?0
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Bark, bark, who's there?
Why did the golden retriever not want to play catch anymore?0
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He was tired of being the fetcher.
How did the golden retriever become a top chef?0
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He learned the art of chasing tail.
What's a golden retriever's favorite type of music?0
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Bark-a-delic rock!
Why did the golden retriever get kicked out of the art gallery?0
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He kept barking up the wrong tree.
What did the golden retriever say after a long day of play?0
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I'm dog tired!
How do golden retrievers communicate during a game of hide and seek?0
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They use their underground bark network.
Why did the golden retriever bring a ladder to the bar?0
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He heard the bartender had a high paw.
What do you call a golden retriever who loves to gamble?0
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A high-stakes retriever.
Why did the golden retriever join the soccer team?0
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Because he heard they needed a good fetcher.
How did the golden retriever become a famous musician?0
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He played the woofstock festival.
What did the golden retriever say to the vacuum cleaner?0
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Stop sucking up to me.
Why did the golden retriever go to the therapist?0
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He had a ruff past.
How does a golden retriever apologize?0
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He says sorry with a tail between his legs.
What do you call a golden retriever in a fancy suit?0
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A dapper doge.
Why was the golden retriever a terrible detective?0
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He kept leaving paw prints everywhere.
What did the golden retriever do at the restaurant?0
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He gave a five-star bark review.
Why did the golden retriever bring a ladder to the party?0
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To get on everyone's good side!
What's a golden retriever's favorite type of music?0
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Bark rock!
What did the golden retriever say after a long day of work?0
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I'm dog tired!
Why did the golden retriever go to therapy?0
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To work through his puppy issues!
How does a golden retriever send a message?0
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P-mail!
Why did the golden retriever chew on the remote control?0
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He wanted to change the channel to Animal Planet!
What's a golden retriever's favorite part of a joke?0
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The tail end!
Why did the golden retriever carry a purse around town?0
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He heard it was a golden opportunity to meet some ladies!
How does a golden retriever stay cool in summer?0
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He has a fur conditioner!
What do you get when you cross a golden retriever and a computer?0
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A lot of megabarks!