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50+ Parrot Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Hey there! Get ready to squawk with laughter with our collection of hilarious parrot jokes. Whether you're a kid, a teacher, or just a parrot enthusiast, these jokes will chirp up your day!

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    Why did the parrot join a dating site?
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    He wanted to find a tweetheart.
    What did the parrot say when he got caught peeking through the window?
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    Polly spied a cracker.
    Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party?
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    He heard the drinks were on the house.
    What's a parrot's favorite game at a bar?
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    Squawk and roll.
    How does a parrot introduce his significant other?
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    Meet my tweetheart.
    Why did the parrot turn down the job as a waiter?
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    He didn't want to be pigeonholed.
    What do you call a parrot that knows magic tricks?
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    A prestidigitator.
    What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?
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    A walkie-talkie.
    Why did the parrot bring a pencil to the party?
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    To draw attention to himself.
    What's a parrot's favorite type of music?
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    Jazz because they love to improvise.
    Why did the parrot start an OnlyFans account?
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    It wanted to show off its squawkable content.
    What did the parrot say to the locksmith?
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    I've locked myself in the birdcage again, can you crack open the case?
    Why did the parrot refuse to share its food?
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    It was too much of a beak freak.
    How did the parrot get kicked out of the strip club?
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    It kept squawking, 'Polly wants a cracker' instead of tipping.
    What did the parrot say to its romantic partner?
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    I may be bird-brained, but you're making my heart flutter.
    Why did the parrot join the party planning committee?
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    It wanted to make sure the party was 'off the perch'.
    How did the parrot become a real estate agent?
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    It had a knack for selling birdhouses with a 'tweet' view.
    What happened when the parrot went on a diet?
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    It became a 'muted Polly', no longer squawking for treats.
    Why did the parrot bring a thesaurus to the comedy club?
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    To expand its repertoire of squawkable jokes.
    What did the parrot say during its first stand-up comedy gig?
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    I'm not just a pretty bird, I'm a witty bird.
    Why did the parrot join a rock band?
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    Because it wanted to be a heavy metal performer.
    What do you call a parrot that's a real ladies' man?
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    A woo-polly!
    Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the party?
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    To beak up the monotony.
    How does a parrot like its popcorn?
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    Squawked, not stirred.
    Why was the parrot kicked out of the comedy club?
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    It kept squawking out the punchlines!
    What do you call a parrot that's a real foodie?
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    A connoisseur of squawk-ueries.
    Why did the parrot start a gardening business?
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    To make some extra seed money.
    What's a parrot's favorite dance move?
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    The wing-flap shuffle.
    How does a parrot communicate with underwater creatures?
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    Through bubble squawks.
    Why did the parrot refuse to gossip?
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    It didn't want to be a feather-ruffler.
    Why did the parrot refuse to eat the crackers?
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    Because it was on a low-carb diet.
    What did the parrot say when it saw its reflection?
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    Is that a squawk-back Thursday?
    How does a parrot flirt?
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    By saying 'Polly want a cracker?' in a sultry voice.
    Why did the parrot bring a pencil to the party?
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    It heard it was going to be a tweet-up.
    What's a parrot's favorite game to play?
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    Hide and speak.
    What do you call a parrot that escaped from a zoo?
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    A fly-talking criminal.
    Why did the parrot start a podcast?
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    To become a squawking sensation.
    Why don't parrots make good detectives?
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    Because they always squawk the case.
    What did the parrot say to the magician?
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    Nice disappear-rot trick!
    How did the parrot end up in therapy?
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    It had too many peck-ish issues.
    Why did the parrot get kicked out of the pet store?
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    Because it kept squawking dirty bird jokes!
    Why did the parrot join the poker game?
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    He wanted to ruffle some feathers!
    What did the parrot say to his therapist?
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    I'm feeling a little cagey.
    How does a parrot flirt with another parrot?
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    Hey, Polly wanna cracker... and maybe a peck on the cheek?
    Why was the parrot kicked out of the party?
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    He kept squawking dirty jokes!
    What's a parrot's favorite type of music?
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    Squawk and roll!
    Why did the pirate have a parrot on his shoulder?
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    To cover up his terrible bird jokes!
    What did the parrot say to the pineapple?
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    You're looking mighty a-peeling today!
    What's a parrot's favorite karaoke song?
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    Talk Dirty to Me!
    What did the parrot say after telling a joke?
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    I'm on a roll... like a pirate's ship!