50+ Magpie Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Get ready to chuckle with our collection of hilarious magpie jokes! Whether you're a bird enthusiast, teacher, or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes will brighten your day.
GENERATE MORE MAGPIE JOKESWhy did the magpie break up with its partner?0
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It was tired of all the mag-pie-ing.
What happened when the magpie went to a party?0
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It stole the show... and some shiny objects.
Why don't magpies get invited to fancy events?0
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They always end up stealing the silverware.
How did the magpie become a detective?0
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It had a keen eye for clues... and valuable trinkets.
What's a magpie's favorite accessory?0
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Anything shiny and stolen.
Why do magpies make terrible roommates?0
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They never chip in for rent... just chip away at your valuables.
What's a magpie's favorite TV show?0
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Breaking Beak.
Why did the magpie visit the psychic?0
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To see if its future was raven up... err, I mean, bright.
What do you call a group of magpies working together?0
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A crow-d.
How do magpies pay for their shopping?0
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With bird seed... and a bit of petty theft.
Why did the magpie go to therapy?0
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To overcome its klepto-manic obsession with shiny objects.
What do you call a magpie that's always gossiping?0
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A squawkbox.
Why don't magpies get invited to fancy parties?0
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Because they always steal the silverware.
How did the magpie get caught cheating in school?0
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It tried to steal the answers during a test.
Why was the magpie banned from the library?0
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It kept trying to check out shiny cover books.
What's a magpie's favorite karaoke song?0
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'I Will Always Steal You' by Whitney Youston.
How did the magpie become a detective?0
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It had a natural talent for finding stolen treasure.
Why did the magpie break up with its squirrel partner?0
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Too many acorn puns, not enough shiny compliments.
What do you call a magpie in a magician's act?0
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The 'pocket pickpocket'.
Why was the magpie's stand-up comedy career a flop?0
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Its punchlines were always stolen.
Why did the magpie join a dance class?0
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It wanted to learn how to do the wing-wave shuffle!
Why did the magpie refuse to share its food?0
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Because it was a control freak who couldn't handle the thought of anything being 'for the birds!'
What did the magpie say when it was caught stealing shiny objects?0
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I swear officer, it's just mag-pie kleptomania!
How did the magpie become the best detective in the bird world?0
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By always following its beak and never tweeting false leads!
Why did the magpie join a support group?0
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It had a problem with compulsive hoarding and couldn't resist bringing everything back to its nest!
What do you call a magpie that's great at poker?0
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A feathered card sharp who always gets the 'birdie!'
How did the magpie outsmart the owl in a game of chess?0
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By using its 'check-mate-pie' strategy for a swift victory!
Why did the magpie break up with its partner?0
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Because it couldn't stand the constant 'caw-caw-cawing' during Netflix and 'nesting!'
How did the magpie react when it realized it was being watched while pilfering shiny objects?0
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It exclaimed, 'I'm not a thief, I'm just an avian mag-pie-rat!'
What do you call a group of magpies gossiping about other birds in the neighborhood?0
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A 'chatter-mag-pie' session that's juicier than worms at sunrise!
Why did the magpie refuse to share its branch?0
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Because it's a real tweet!
What did the magpie say to its reflection in the mirror?0
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Is that you, my other half?
How did the magpie get so good at poker?0
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It always has a beak on the cards!
Why did the magpie go to therapy?0
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It had too many caws for concern!
What's a magpie's favorite type of music?0
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Caw-ntry music!
Why did the magpie join the choir?0
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It wanted to hit the high notes, and the low caws!
How does a magpie stay up to date with current events?0
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It reads the caw-papers every morning!
Why was the magpie always the life of the party?0
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It knew how to wing it on the dance floor!
What do you call a magpie's favorite accessory?0
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A caw-necklace!
How did the magpie become a famous comedian?0
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It had a beak for jokes that always flew with the audience!
Why did the magpie join the circus?0
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It heard they were looking for a master thief.
What did the magpie say to the detective?0
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I didn't steal anything! I just borrowed it indefinitely.
How did the magpie get banned from the casino?0
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It kept swooping in and taking all the shiny chips.
Why did the magpie start a business?0
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It wanted to be in the feather industry.
What's a magpie's favorite movie genre?0
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Crime documentaries.
How did the magpie become a celebrity?0
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It starred in a film called 'The Great Beak-Off'.
Why was the magpie always the life of the party?0
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It had a wingman for every occasion.
What's a magpie's favorite hobby?0
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Picking locks.
Why did the magpie get kicked out of school?0
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It kept stealing the answers to the tests.
How does a magpie make money?0
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By robbing the rich and giving to the nest.