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50+ Rat Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the rodent realm of laughter! Our collection of rat jokes will have you squeaking with joy. Whether you're a rodent enthusiast, teacher looking to lighten the mood, or just someone who appreciates cheesy humor, these jokes are sure to tickle your whiskers!

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    Why did the rat bring a ladder to the party?
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    Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
    What do you call a rat magician?
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    A rodent with tricks!
    Why did the rat break up with its girlfriend?
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    She caught him cheating with a mouse!
    How do rats greet each other?
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    They say, 'Rat's up?'
    What do you get when you cross a rat with a dog?
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    A rat terrier!
    Why did the rat refuse to wear fancy clothes?
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    It didn't want to be caught 'rata-tat-tat' in a tuxedo!
    Why did the rat join the basketball team?
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    To practice its slam dunks in the kitchen!
    What do you call a rat that plays hide and seek?
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    A 'squeak-a-boo' champion!
    Why was the rat chef always fired?
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    Because it kept cutting the cheese in the wrong way!
    How do you catch a rat in a business suit?
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    Ask it for some 'in-rat-formation'!
    Why did the rat break up with her boyfriend?
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    He was always making cheesy jokes!
    What did the rat say when her date stood her up?
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    Looks like I've been ratfished!
    Why did the rat bring a ladder to the bar?
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    To hit on the top shelf!
    How does a rat mend a broken heart?
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    With mouse-to-mouse resuscitation!
    What did the rat say when the cat asked him out?
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    Sorry, I'm strictly into felines!
    Why did the rat refuse to join the gym?
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    He didn't want to get caught up in a 'swole' situation!
    What do you call a rat who's a famous rapper?
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    MC Rodent!
    Why was the rat fired from his job at the bakery?
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    He kept gnawing on the dough!
    How does a rat stay healthy?
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    By avoiding traps and eating a balanced diet of cheese and veggies!
    What did the rat say to the cat who tried to pick a fight?
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    I'm not afraid of you - I've been through tougher rat races!
    Why did the rat go to therapy?
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    It had a lot of emotional baggage to unpack.
    How can you tell if a rat is plotting something?
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    You'll find a tiny whiteboard with a complex plan written on it.
    What do you call a rat that's a master of disguise?
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    A pi-rat-e.
    Why did the rat become a chef?
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    It wanted to cook up some rat-atouille.
    What did the rat say when it got caught in a mousetrap?
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    This was not in the job description.
    How do rats stay fit?
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    They do lots of squats... in the dark... underground.
    Why did the rat open a bakery?
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    It kneaded the dough to make a living.
    What's a rat's favorite type of music?
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    Hip-hop, of course!
    What did the rat magician say to the audience?
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    Prepare to be... rat-tled!
    Why do rats make terrible DJs?
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    They always hit the wrong track... or whisker.
    Why did the rat break up with his girlfriend?
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    She caught him cheating with a mouse!
    Why did the rat break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was too squeaky clean for him.
    How do you catch a rat in a suitcase?
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    Leave a trail of cheese leading to the airport.
    What did the rat say when it got wedged in a hole?
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    I'm stuck, hope nobody spots me.
    Why was the rat so good at baseball?
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    He was an expert at stealing bases.
    What do you call a rat that's a master of disguise?
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    A rat-tician.
    Why do rats always seem so confident?
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    Because they're never rattled.
    What's a rat's favorite musical instrument?
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    The rat-atouille.
    How did the rat make its way into a fancy restaurant?
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    It pulled some strings to get on the cheese board.
    Why was the rat such a terrible thief?
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    He always left a squeaky clean trail behind him.
    Why did the rat join a gym?
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    To pump some iron and get a swole tail!
    What do you call a rat who loves to dance?
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    A Ratscally Dancer!
    How does a rat keep his breath fresh?
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    By using toothpaste made from cheddar cheese!
    What did the rat say to his date at the fancy restaurant?
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    I find you to be quite gouda-lookin' tonight!
    Why did the rat bring a ladder to the party?
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    To show off his killer moves on the dance floor!
    What do you get when you cross a rat with a vampire?
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    A creature that sucks the blood out of your cheese instead of your neck!
    Why was the rat fired from his job as a cashier?
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    He kept giving everyone cheddar change!
    How do rats like to keep in touch with each other?
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    Through the world wide squeak!
    What's a rat's favorite game to play at a party?
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    Hide and Squeak!
    How do rats like their coffee?
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    With a little squeak and a lot of cream!