20+ Pig Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Welcome to the snout-standing world of pig jokes! Our collection of oink-tastic humor is sure to tickle your funny bone and have you snorting with laughter. Whether you're a pork-loving enthusiast, a teacher looking for classroom chuckles, or a kid at heart, these jokes will bring joy and smiles to your day.
GENERATE MORE PIG JOKESWhy did the pig bring a towel to the barbecue?0
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To wipe its pork butt!
What do you call a fancy pig?0
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A pigcasso!
Why was the pig ejected from the party?0
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It was hogging all the snacks!
How do you make a pig roll over?0
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Play some pig-rolling music!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?0
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A pork chop!
Why did the pig join a band?0
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It had the biggest squeal!
What do you call a pig magician?0
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Hogwarts!
Why did the pig take up meditation?0
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To find inner swine-peace!
How do pigs write top-secret messages?0
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With invisible oink!
What's a pig's favorite karaoke song?0
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Swine Low (Sweet Chariot)!
Why did the pig apply for a job at the restaurant?0
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It wanted to make bacon wearing a tie!
Why did the pig book a massage?0
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Because he was feeling a little ham-strung.
Why did the pig dump his girlfriend?0
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She was a real boar.
What happened to the pig who lost his voice?0
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He became disgruntled.
How does a pig write top-secret messages?0
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With invisible oink!
Why was the pig always involved in drama?0
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He loved a good sow-apera.
What do you call a pig that does karate?0
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A pork chop.
Why was the pig always popular at parties?0
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Because he was a real ham.
How do pigs stay in touch with their friends?0
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They send each other ham-texts.
Why do pigs make terrible secret agents?0
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They always squeal.