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40+ Cotton Candy Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

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    Why did the cotton-candy breakup with the marshmallow?
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    Because it found someone sweeter.
    Why did the cotton-candy break up with the popcorn?
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    She found out he was a real kernel player.
    Why did the cotton-candy break up with her date?
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    He wanted too much sugar and she couldn't handle it.
    What do you call a cotton-candy thief?
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    A fluffy bandit.
    How does cotton-candy style her hair?
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    With a candyfloss-ticated twist.
    Why was the cotton-candy sad at the amusement park?
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    She felt so spun around.
    What did the cotton-candy say to the roller coaster?
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    Stop spinning me around, you're making me dizzy!
    What's the best part about eating cotton-candy at the beach?
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    Sand-tasting sugar rush!
    Why don't cotton-candy and popcorn get along?
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    They're in a sticky rivalry.
    What did the cotton-candy do when it got a job at the circus?
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    Spun circles around the competition!
    Why did the cotton-candy break up with the popcorn?
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    It found someone sweeter.
    What did the cotton-candy say to the blueberry?
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    I find you a-berries-ive.
    Why did the cotton-candy go to therapy?
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    It had a sticky past.
    How does cotton-candy apologize?
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    With a sugary sweet gesture.
    What's the cotton-candy's favorite exercise?
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    Fluff and buff.
    Why did the cotton-candy get a job as a comedian?
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    It needed to spin some yarns.
    What did the cotton-candy say to the cotton sheet?
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    You're just a wannabe.
    What's a cotton-candy's secret talent?
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    It can make a stick disappear in seconds.
    Why is cotton-candy a bad roommate?
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    It's always sticking around.
    What did the cotton-candy wear to the fancy party?
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    A sugar coat.
    Why did the cotton-candy break up with the funnel cake?
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    It found someone less sticky!
    What does cotton-candy wear to look attractive?
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    A sugar coat!
    What do you call a cotton-candy that tells bad jokes?
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    Pun-tillating!
    Why did the cotton-candy go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional highs and lows!
    What do you get when you cross a comedian with cotton-candy?
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    A fluffing hilarious jokester!
    How does cotton-candy like to spend its weekends?
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    Spinning around town!
    Why did the cotton-candy never make it as a rapper?
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    It couldn't handle the sweet beats!
    What did the cotton-candy say to the ice cream?
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    You're cool, but I'm sweeter!
    Why did the cotton-candy refuse to join the circus?
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    It heard the acro-bats weren't so sweet!
    Why did the cotton-candy get kicked out of the party?
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    It was caught spinning yarns!
    Why did the cotton-candy break up with the popcorn?
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    It found another fluff to munch on.
    What's the cotton-candy's favorite type of music?
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    Heavy metal... because it likes to get spun!
    What happened to the cotton-candy that was left out in the rain?
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    It ended up in a sticky situation.
    Why was the cotton-candy upset with the ice cream?
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    It kept getting the cold shoulder.
    How does cotton-candy do at weightlifting competitions?
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    It's all fluff and no muscle.
    Why did the cotton-candy go to therapy?
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    It had so many layers, it couldn't find its center.
    What do you call a group of cotton-candies gossiping?
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    Spun sugar spreading rumors.
    Why did the cotton-candy refuse to go on a date with the caramel?
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    It was afraid of getting too sticky of a situation.
    How does cotton-candy like to travel?
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    By stick-shift.
    What do you call a cotton-candy that talks too much?
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    A spun-yarn.