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40+ Ant Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the buzzing world of ant jokes! Whether you're an avid nature enthusiast, a teacher looking to add some fun to your lesson plans, or a kid with a love for all things creepy-crawly, you're in for a treat. Our collection of ant jokes will have you laughing like a hyena in no time. Get ready to giggle and learn fascinating facts about these tiny but mighty creatures!

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    Why did the ant bring a jar of honey to the party?
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    In case he wanted to get a little bee-sy.
    What do you call an ant who likes to dance?
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    A disco-insect.
    How do ants stay healthy?
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    They exercise in ant-tennas class.
    Why do ants make terrible chefs?
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    They always end up adding too much ant-iseptic.
    What did the ant say when it bumped into its ex at a picnic?
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    Sorry, I didn't mean to re-ant.
    Why did the ant join a support group?
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    He had too many ex-ants.
    What do you call an ant who's good at math?
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    An account-ant.
    How do ants navigate through traffic?
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    They use their ant-ennas like GPS.
    Why did the ant apply for a loan?
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    He wanted to buy a new ant-farm.
    What do you call an ant who's always grumpy?
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    A p-ant in the neck.
    Why did the ant go to therapy?
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    It had too many deep-seated issues.
    What do you call an ant who can't stop partying?
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    A disco ant.
    Why do ants never get sick?
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    Because they have tiny anty-bodies.
    What did the ant bring to the picnic?
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    A lot of ant-i-pasto.
    Why did the ant get hired at the sushi restaurant?
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    Because it was good at rolling rice.
    What do you call an ant who can sing?
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    A cantaloupe.
    How did the ant communicate with its friends?
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    Through its ant-ennae.
    Why do ants make terrible comedians?
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    Their jokes always fall flat.
    What's an ant's favorite type of music?
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    Trap music.
    Why was the ant confused at the family reunion?
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    It thought it was adopted from the ant-hill over.
    Why do ants never get sick?
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    Because they have tiny antybodies!
    Why did the ant get kicked out of the picnic?
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    Because it was too much of a pest.
    What did the ant say when it fell off the table?
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    Oh, carpenter, I swear it was an accident!
    Why did the ant refuse to join the insect dance party?
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    It didn't want to feel like just a worker bee.
    How do ants communicate with each other?
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    They use instant ant-messaging.
    What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
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    An independANT.
    Why do ants make terrible comedians?
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    Because their jokes are always a bit on the de-bug side.
    How do you throw a party for a bunch of ants?
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    You serve appetizers on tiny ant-sized plates.
    What did the ant say to the elephant?
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    You really know how to make a bug feel small.
    Why was the ant a terrible baseball player?
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    Because it couldn't handle a bunt.
    Why did the ant get invited to all the parties?
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    Because he's always carrying around a little ant-tourage.
    What did the ant say to the elephant?
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    I'm a little antsy around you.
    Why did the ant go to therapy?
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    To get over his deep-seated ant-xiety issues.
    How do ants make decisions?
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    They take a democr-ant-ic vote.
    What do you call an ant who's always lying?
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    A deceiv-ant.
    Why did the ant start a band?
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    He heard they had a lot of anthill vibes.
    What's an ant's favorite social media platform?
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    Inst-ant-gram.
    How did the ant propose to his girlfriend?
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    With an ants-iquated ring.
    Why did the ant bring a magnifying glass to a date?
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    To make sure they were ant-tally compatible.
    What's an ant's favorite type of music?
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    Pico-de-gallo-rock.