50+ Penguin Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Are you ready to dive into a world of laughter with our collection of hilarious penguin jokes? Whether you're a kid looking for giggles, a teacher wanting to entertain your class, or simply a penguin enthusiast, these jokes are sure to make your day brighter!
GENERATE MORE PENGUIN JOKESWhy did the penguin get kicked out of the zoo?0
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He was caught giving the polar bear the cold shoulder.
What did the penguins say during mating season?0
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Slide into my DMs.
Why did the penguin wear a tuxedo to the party?0
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He heard there would be chicks there.
How do penguins keep their cool?0
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They just wing it.
Why did the penguin refuse to leave the bar?0
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He had too many drinks and couldn't walk straight.
Why was the penguin always so good at hide and seek?0
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Because he was an expert in iceberg lettuce.
What do you call a group of penguins on a night out?0
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A chilly conga line.
Why don't penguins like talking about their feelings?0
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They prefer to keep it all bottled up.
How do penguins communicate with each other?0
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Through flippers and gossips.
Why did the penguin break up with his girlfriend?0
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She caught him with a puffin.
Why did the penguin teacher go to the therapist?0
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She couldn't stop squawking about her unruly students.
Why did the penguin wear a tuxedo to the wedding?0
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He heard the bride was a chick magnet.
What did the penguin wear to the fancy gala?0
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A Guin-suit.
Why was the penguin always invited to parties?0
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He knew how to break the ice.
How do penguins keep their cool?0
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They ice-skate on thin ice.
Why did the penguin fail at stand-up comedy?0
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He couldn't deliver a good punchline without sliding off stage.
What's a penguin's favorite TV show?0
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Freeze Development.
How do penguins flirt?0
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They break the ice with a smooth slide.
Why don't penguins like playing cards in the arctic?0
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Too many cheaters trying to shuffle faster than sliding on ice.
What do you call a group of penguins on a night out?0
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A club on ice.
How do penguins stay in shape?0
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They hit the gym and lift icebergs.
Why was the penguin always confident at dance battles?0
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He had happy feet!
Why do penguins always carry a knife?0
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For protection in case they get into a fish fight!
Why did the penguin break up with his girlfriend?0
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She caught him chilling with the ice queen.
What do you call a penguin in a sauna?0
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A hot mess.
How do penguins make decisions?0
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They flipper coin.
Why don't penguins like mint chocolate chip ice cream?0
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It's too chilly for their taste.
What do you get when you cross a penguin and a snowman?0
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Frost-bite.
Why did the penguin refuse to fight?0
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He didn't want to flipper out.
What did one penguin say to the other at the bar?0
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Slide into my DMs sometime.
How do penguins manage their finances?0
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With fishy business deals.
Why was the penguin always the life of the party?0
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He had happy feet.
Why did the penguin break up with his girlfriend?0
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She found out he was cheating with a puffin.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?0
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Lost, and in dire need of some ice.
How do penguins drink their coffee?0
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They always have it iced!
Why do penguins always carry a towel?0
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You never know when you might need to slip and slide.
What do you get when you cross a penguin and a crocodile?0
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A frostbite, and a lawsuit for endangered species combination!
Why was the penguin always the life of the party?0
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Because he knew how to break the ice.
How do penguins navigate downtown?0
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By listening to the iceberg breaking news.
What do penguins sing in the shower?0
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Ice, Ice, Baby!
How do penguins keep their suits so clean?0
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They go to the dry-cleaning iceberg.
Why did the penguin refuse to do stand-up comedy?0
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He feared he'd bomb and end up with a frosty reception.
Why did the penguin go to the bar?0
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He heard the seals were easy.
What did the penguin say to the waiter?0
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I'll have the 'cold' cuts.
How do penguins keep their house warm?0
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They use a hot water-ice pack.
Why do penguins always carry a book?0
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In case they get 'waddled' up.
What's a penguin's favorite movie genre?0
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Ice-olation horror.
Why do penguins make bad poker players?0
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They always have happy feet.
How do penguins de-stress?0
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They take a dip in the 'chill' tub.
What do you call a penguin chef?0
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A sous-chef on the rocks.