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40+ Snail Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the giggly, slimy world of snail jokes where laughter sticks longer than a snail’s trail! Perfect for kids, teachers, and anyone with a quirky sense of humor, our curated collection of shell-arious jokes are guaranteed to brighten your day. Dive into our hilarious, garden-friendly content and discover how snails can bring joy and laughter into your life!

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    Why did the snail break up with the slug?
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    He couldn't handle the slime difference.
    Why did the snail join the gym?
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    To slimyself up!
    What do you call a snail on a ship?
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    A snailor!
    How do snails communicate?
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    By using snail mail!
    Why did the snail break up with the slug?
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    He was too slow for her!
    Why was the snail feeling stressed?
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    He had too much on his shell!
    What's a snail's favorite game?
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    Hide and s-s-s-s-s-s-s-seek!
    How do you make a snail wait?
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    By telling him 'shell we go?' and never leaving!
    Why did the snail paint an 'S' on his car?
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    So when he drove by, people would say 'Look at that escargot!'
    What do you call a snail in a storm?
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    A little eskargoon!
    Why did the snail start a rock band?
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    Because he heard they were playing slow tunes.
    What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on a turtle?
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    Faster, faster, you're going too shellow!
    How do you make a snail more attractive?
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    Put a little extra-slime on it.
    Where do snails go on their first date?
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    Anywhere, as long as it's at a snail's pace.
    Why did the snail become a private investigator?
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    Because the cases never moved too fast.
    What do you call a snail who is a smooth talker?
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    A slick snail.
    Why did the snail bring a tape measure on a date?
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    To make sure it wasn't a feet date.
    How does a snail court a lady snail?
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    He leaves a trail of slime hearts.
    What did the snail say when it crossed the road?
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    Slime's a-wastin'!
    What do you call a snail magician?
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    A snailgnificent trickster.
    Why did the snail apply for a job at the strip club?
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    He heard they were looking for slow dancers.
    What do you call a snail on a street corner?
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    A slug.
    Why did the snail break up with the turtle?
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    He was tired of being left behind.
    How does a snail feel after a workout?
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    SHELL-ated.
    What do you call a group of snails moving together?
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    A slow-motion race.
    Why did the snail bring a condom to the party?
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    Just in case he hit a little too fast.
    What's a snail's favorite workout?
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    Slow aerobics.
    How do snails communicate?
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    By using snail mail.
    Why did the snail join the circus?
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    To get a taste of the fast life.
    What do you call a snail without a shell?
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    Homeless.
    Why did the snail break up with the slug?
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    It was taking things too slow.
    What did the snail say to his wife after a long day at work?
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    I need to shellax.
    How do snails communicate with each other?
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    Through slime messaging.
    Why did the snail bring a ladder to the party?
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    To make a grand entrance.
    What’s a snail’s favorite game?
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    Hide and slime.
    What do you call a snail that's lost its shell?
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    Homeless.
    Why did the snail start a band?
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    To leave a slime trail...of hits.
    What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on a turtle?
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    Speed up, slowpoke!
    Why did the snail apply for a job at the bank?
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    To work on his escargrowth potential.
    What do you give a snail to make it faster?
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    A dose of