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51+ Mammoth Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the woolliest spot on the web where mammoth-sized laughs are guaranteed! Our collection of mammoth jokes will tickle the funny bones of kids, teachers, and prehistoric enthusiasts alike. Dive into a world of humor that's as big as a... well, mammoth! Share them, enjoy them, and come back for more giant giggles and jumbo joy!

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    Why did the mammoth break up with his girlfriend?
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    She said he was too hairy for her taste!
    What do you call a mammoth with no teeth?
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    A great listener!
    How does a mammoth call his friends for dinner?
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    By sending them a tusk-message!
    Why did the mammoth apply for a job as a hairstylist?
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    He heard they specialize in mammoth trunks!
    What's a mammoth's favorite workout routine?
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    Tusker size me up!
    How does a mammoth manage stress?
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    By taking a tusk break!
    What's a mammoth's preferred genre of music?
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    Rock and tusk!
    Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the party?
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    To help him get on the mammoth-ter guest list!
    How did the mammoth feel when he finally solved the puzzle?
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    Absolutely mammoth-fied!
    Why did the mammoth bring a suitcase to the comedy show?
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    He heard it was mammoth carry-on only!
    Why did the mammoth break up with his girlfriend?
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    He said she was too...tusky!
    What did the mammoth say to the woolly rhino?
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    You're looking a bit...hairy!
    How did the mammoth catch a cold?
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    He left his trunk open!
    Why did the mammoth go to therapy?
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    He had too many...ele-phants in the room!
    What happened when the mammoth went on a diet?
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    He lost a ton of...tusks!
    What do you call a mammoth that won't share its food?
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    A...self-icehater!
    Why was the mammoth always the life of the party?
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    He had a trunk full of...jokes!
    How do you stop a mammoth from charging?
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    Take away its...megafaunal credit card!
    What's a mammoth's favorite party game?
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    Extinction...limbo!
    Why did the mammoth refuse to wear a hat?
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    He said it messed up his...top...tusks!
    What do you call a mammoth with no friends?
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    Unpopu-woolly-r!
    Why did the mammoth break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was tired of his trunk calls.
    What do you call a mammoth with a great sense of humor?
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    A stand-up tusked comedian.
    Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the party?
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    To see what the high tusks were about.
    How did the mammoth propose to his mammoth girlfriend?
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    With a trunkful of love.
    What do you call it when a mammoth goes on a diet?
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    An ice-age weight-loss program.
    Why was the mammoth happy at the party?
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    Because he was the life of the Ice Age.
    Why did the mammoth get in trouble at school?
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    He was caught tusking in class.
    How did the mammoth become friends with the cave people?
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    He always brought the biggest tusks to the party.
    What's a mammoth's favorite TV show?
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    Trunks & Recreation.
    Why don't mammoths play hide and seek?
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    Because good luck hiding a giant furry mammoth!
    Why did the mammoth break up with her boyfriend?
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    He was always wooly in bed.
    What do you call a mammoth with a bad attitude?
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    A tusk-y diva.
    How do mammoths like their eggs?
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    Extinct.
    What's a mammoth's favorite type of music?
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    Rock and tusk.
    Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the party?
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    In case they got tusked.
    What do you call a mammoth with a skin condition?
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    An ele-fantastic dermatologist.
    Why did the mammoth bring a purse to the ice age?
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    For the mammoth-necessities.
    How do mammoths navigate the internet?
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    With a mouse made of icicles.
    What did the mammoth say to the caveman?
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    You're gneiss, but I'm really stalag-mighty!
    Why did the mammoth start a band?
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    They heard they had a trunk for music.
    Why did the mammoth stop texting back?
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    It got tired of the cold shoulders!
    Why did the mammoth stop using Tinder?
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    Every time they swiped right, it caused an Ice Age!
    Why don't mammoths make good secretaries?
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    They always leave a big footprint in their emails!
    What do you call a mammoth who moonlights as a detective?
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    Sherlock Tusk!
    Why did the mammoth go to the therapist?
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    It had too much emotional woolly-baggage!
    How do you keep a mammoth from charging?
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    Take away its credit cards!
    Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the bar?
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    Because the drinks were on the house!
    What do you call a mammoth with a sense of humor?
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    Laugh-a-lot-tusk!
    What's a mammoth's favorite game show?
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    The Price is Right! Because they remember when everything was dirt cheap.
    Why did the party end when the mammoth walked in?
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    Because it was already ice cold!