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50+ Avocado Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Love avocados? Get ready to split your sides with our hilarious avocado jokes collection! Perfect for sharing with friends or lightening the mood at any party.

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    Why did the avocado break up with the guacamole?
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    Because it was too much of a smushy relationship.
    What did the lonely avocado say to the salsa?
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    You can't dip me for I am pit-iful.
    Why did the avocado go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional pits to deal with.
    How did the avocado propose to the tomato?
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    With a ring made out of guac-ward moments.
    What did the avocado say at the singles bar?
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    I'm ripe and ready for a whole lotta lovin'.
    Why was the avocado always the center of attention?
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    Because it knew how to guac and roll.
    How did the avocado turn into a player?
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    It finally learned not to get too attached.
    Why did the guacamole refuse to dance?
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    It couldn't salsa with all those extra onions.
    What did the avocado say to the food critic?
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    Take a pit, it'll last longer.
    Why did the avocado break up with the tomato?
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    It found out the tomato was always playing ketch-up with other fruits.
    Why did the avocado break up with the guacamole?
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    Because it couldn't commit to just one dip!
    What did the shy avocado say to the attractive tomato?
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    You guac my world!
    How do you propose to an avocado?
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    With a guaca-ring!
    Why did the avocado join a dating app?
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    It was looking for a love pit!
    Why don't avocados ever get into arguments?
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    Because they always guac it out before it escalates!
    Why did the avocado get promoted at work?
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    Because it was smashing it every day!
    How do avocados communicate with each other?
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    Through the avo-net!
    Why was the avocado always the life of the party?
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    Because it knew how to guac 'n' roll!
    What do you call an avocado that's always late?
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    A procrastinavocado!
    Why did the avocado go to therapy?
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    It had to deal with its unresolved pit-complex!
    Why did the avocado break up with the bean?
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    Because it found someone butter.
    How does an avocado propose to another avocado?
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    With a guaca-ring.
    What did the avocado say to the toast?
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    You're the breadwinner in this relationship.
    Why did the avocado go to therapy?
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    It had a lot of pits to work through.
    What's an avocado's favorite song?
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    Guac 'n' Roll.
    Why was the avocado blushing?
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    It saw the pits in the mirror.
    How did the avocado impress the other veggies?
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    It had guac-star quality.
    Why did the avocado dress up as a vegetable?
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    It wanted to be the avo-cado for the party.
    What did the avocado say to the cucumber at the bar?
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    Mind if I guac-block your view?
    Why was the avocado always invited to parties?
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    It knew how to guac and roll.
    Why did the avocado go to a party?
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    Because it's always guac-ing up the place!
    Why did the avocado break up with the salad?
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    It couldn't handle the dressing.
    What did the avocado say when it got into a fight?
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    Guaca-MOLE you just do that?!
    How do avocados like to solve their problems?
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    They avocuddle it out.
    Why did the avocado go to the party alone?
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    It couldn't find a good guac-mate.
    Why is the avocado always invited to parties?
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    It's the only one that can guac and roll.
    What did the avocado say when it won the lottery?
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    Holy guacamole, I'm rich!
    Why did the avocado refuse to play hide and seek?
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    Because it could never stay hidden - always getting guac'd!
    How did the avocado propose to its significant other?
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    It asked, 'Will you avo-cuddle with me forever?'
    What's an avocado's favorite type of music?
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    Guac 'n' roll!
    Why did the avocado break up with the guacamole?
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    It couldn't handle the extra lime in its life!
    What did the avocado say to its crush?
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    I avo crush on you!
    How do avocados communicate their feelings?
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    They guaca-talk about it!
    Why did the avocado go to the strip club?
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    It heard they had great pits!
    What do you call an avocado that's good at poker?
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    Guac-card shark!
    Why did the avocado make a bad detective?
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    It always spilled the beans (or rather, the guac)!
    How does the avocado like to party?
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    Turnt up guac style!
    What do you call an avocado that's in a hurry?
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    A speed guacer!
    How does an avocado solve its problems?
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    With a pit-stop!
    Why was the avocado acting so shady?
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    Because it was a little guac-ward!