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41+ Cheetah Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the wild world of cheetah jokes, where every giggle is as fast as the spotted sprinter itself! Perfect for kids, teachers, and animal enthusiasts, our collection offers a delightful escape with its quick-witted humor and pun-tastic punchlines. Dive into our variety of jokes that are sure to make your day a little lighter and a lot more joyful!

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    Why was the cheetah always invited to parties?
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    Because he was the fastest at 'running wild'.
    What did the cheetah say to the lion after their race?
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    Sorry, I 'spotted' you too much of a head start!
    How did the cheetah become a yoga master?
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    He mastered the 'fast pose'.
    Why did the cheetah get banned from the zoo?
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    He was caught 'spot-checking' the other animals.
    What do you call a cheetah with a great sense of style?
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    A 'fastionista'.
    Why did the cheetah join the baseball team?
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    He heard they needed a 'fastball' pitcher!
    What's a cheetah's favorite 80s song?
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    'Born to be Wild'.
    Why do cheetahs make terrible poker players?
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    They always 'spot' your hand.
    How did the cheetah win the race against the hare?
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    He used 'speed cheating'.
    What did the cheetah tell the waitress at the restaurant?
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    I'll have the 'fast food', please.
    Why did the cheetah break up with the gazelle?
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    It just couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the relationship.
    What did the cheetah say to its admirers?
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    I'm not lion, I run as fast as I look.
    Why do cheetahs always win at hide and seek?
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    Because they're always spotted!
    How do cheetahs stay in shape?
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    They are always on the run.
    Why don't cheetahs play hide and seek?
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    They always get caught in a flash.
    What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
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    Fast food!
    Why did the cheetah join the dating app?
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    Because it wanted to find someone to take a leap with.
    What's a cheetah's favorite pick-up line?
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    Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I go into focus!
    How does a cheetah like its steak?
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    Fast and raw!
    Why did the cheetah refuse to play poker?
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    It was afraid of cheetahs!
    Why did the cheetah break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was always too fast for him to catch!
    What do you call a group of cheetahs racing each other?
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    A cheetah-lanche!
    Why did the cheetah refuse to play hide and seek?
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    Because good luck hiding spots!
    Why did the cheetah go to therapy?
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    He had too many spots locked up inside!
    How did the cheetah cheat at poker?
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    By always having a fast paw!
    What do you call a tired cheetah?
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    A snore-a!
    Why was the cheetah always broke?
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    He had a bad habit of blowing his spot money!
    What do cheetahs use to clean their spots?
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    A spot-remover!
    Why did the cheetah start a garden?
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    He heard it was a good spot for fresh Cheetos!
    Why don't cheetahs like social media?
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    They prefer to keep a low-profile!
    Why did the cheetah go to therapy?
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    Because he was always cheetah-ing on his diet!
    Why did the cheetah break up with the snail?
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    She was tired of being in a slow relationship.
    How do cheetahs stay in shape?
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    They do fast food runs.
    What do you call a group of cheetahs playing poker?
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    Fast cheetahs.
    Why are cheetahs bad at hide and seek?
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    They're always spotted.
    What did the cheetah say to the lion at the speed dating event?
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    You're too slow for me.
    Why do cheetahs have such high credit scores?
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    They always pay back their loans fast.
    What's a cheetah's favorite Beatles song?
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    I Want to Hold Your Paw.
    Why do cheetahs always win at hide and seek?
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    They have spots that help them blend in.
    How do cheetahs cheat in races?
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    They have a 'paws' button.
    What do you get when you cross a cheetah with a hamburger?
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    Fast food.