52+ Goose Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Hey there! Ready to crack up with the funniest goose jokes in town? Get your feathers ruffled and honk your way through a collection of hilarious quips that will have you giggling non-stop!
GENERATE MORE GOOSE JOKESWhy did the goose go to therapy?0
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To deal with its honking issues.
What do you call a goose that's a player?0
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A gander-bender.
Why did the goose get kicked out of the bar?0
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It was making honky tonk music.
How does a goose apologize?0
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With a honk-y tonk.
Why did the goose refuse to pay the bill at the restaurant?0
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It wanted a free range meal.
What do you get when you cross a goose with a snake?0
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A hiss-ter.
Why did the farmer start a goose band?0
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They had excellent drumsticks.
What do you call a goose that's into fitness?0
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A workout won't hurt.
Why did the goose become a comedian?0
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It had a lot of fowl jokes.
What do you call a goose with a golden voice?0
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A honky-tonk angel.
Why did the goose get detention?0
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Because it was caught goosing around.
How does a goose keep track of time?0
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With its honk-clock.
What did the goose say to the attractive duck?0
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You've really got my feathers ruffled.
Why did the goose apply for a job as a flight attendant?0
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To help people get their duck-ets in a row.
What's a goose's favorite accessory?0
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A trendy honk-lace.
Why don't geese ever hire lawyers?0
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They prefer to wing it.
What do you call a goose that's into fitness?0
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A workout quack.
How do geese apologize?0
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They make a fowl gesture.
Why did the goose break up with its partner?0
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They just couldn't find common squawk.
What do geese like to watch on TV?0
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Drama series about nesting issues.
Why did the goose go to therapy?0
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To deal with his honking issues.
What do you call a goose that's about to fight?0
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A featherweight champion.
Why did the goose break up with his girlfriend?0
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She couldn't handle his down jokes.
How does a goose like to relax at the end of a long day?0
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With a quack and a cold beer.
What do geese use to freshen up their nests?0
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Feather dusters.
Why did the goose bring a ladder to the bar?0
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To get more wild on the honky-tonk dance floor.
What do you call a goose that loves to gamble?0
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A high-stakes honker.
How did the goose become a detective?0
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He was great at cracking cases.
What's a goose's favorite type of music?0
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Honky-tonk beats.
Why did the goose start playing the piano?0
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He wanted to hit all the right notes with the chicks.
Why did the goose go to therapy?0
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To work through its mother-goose issues!
What do you call a goose that's a picky eater?0
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A goose-troenterologist!
How do geese greet each other after a long day?0
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With a honk and a bottle of Grey Goose!
Why did the goose join a band?0
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Because it heard they were great at playing the honk hits!
What's a goose's favorite type of music?0
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Honky-tonk, of course!
Why was the goose kicked out of the bar?0
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It was caught trying to pick up chicks!
What do you call a goose that's a fashionista?0
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A haute-goose-ture expert!
How does a goose stay organized?0
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It keeps a honk-planner!
Why did the goose win the talent show?0
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Because it had the best bill-ing act in town!
What do you call a goose with a fancy job title?0
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A mucky-muck duck!
Why did the goose refuse to play poker?0
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Because it always gets a bad hand!
What do you call a goose who's good at math?0
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A geometer!
How did the goose apologize?0
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With a whole lotta honk-sincerity!
Why are goose comedians always a hit?0
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Because they have perfect honk-timing!
What did the goose say to the nosy neighbor?0
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Mind your own goose-ness!
Why did the goose blush?0
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It saw a sexy gander go by!
How did the goose end up in the fashion industry?0
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It had impeccable sense of honk-couture!
What do you call a group of geese doing synchronized swimming?0
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Honk-quatics team!
How does a goose prepare for a date?0
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With a honk-worthy grooming session!
What did the goose say to the rude swan?0
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Swan-der off, this is my pond!
Why did the goose get kicked out of the party?0
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It kept spilling the beans!
What do you call a goose that's always telling stories?0
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A honk-tertainer!