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40+ Turtle Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the hilarious world of turtle jokes, where slow and steady wins the race to your funny bone! Perfect for kids, teachers, and turtle enthusiasts alike, our collection of shell-tastic humor is sure to make everyone come out of their shells. Dive in to enjoy a load of laughs, and maybe even learn a fun fact or two about these charming reptiles!

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    Why did the turtle refuse to play poker?
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    Because he couldn't win a single round without folding.
    Why did the turtle go to the party wearing a cape?
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    To shell-ebrate his superhero skills.
    How did the turtle impress the lady turtles at the beach?
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    With his shapely shell and slick moves.
    What's a turtle's favorite kind of music?
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    Slow jams, of course.
    Why did the turtle bring a straw to the pool?
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    To drink and dive at the same time.
    Why was the turtle always invited to the best parties?
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    Because he's a real shell-raiser.
    How does a turtle get ready for a date?
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    By putting on some shell-arious cologne.
    What did the turtle say to the rude hare?
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    Slow and steady wins the race, but manners matter too.
    Why did the turtle join a band?
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    To show off his sick beats.
    How did the turtle get out of speeding tickets?
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    By claiming he was just 'shell shocked' by the radar gun.
    Why did the turtle refuse to go to the party?
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    He didn't want to shell out his cash.
    What did the turtle say to the hare in a speed dating event?
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    Slow and steady wins the race, but can you catch up?
    Why was the turtle asked to leave the library?
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    He was just too shellfish with the books.
    How did the turtle end up in therapy?
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    He couldn't get out of his shell.
    What did the turtle bring to the poker table?
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    His poker face - it's just his regular face.
    Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was too 'shellfish' and never let him come out of his shell.
    How did the turtle land a job as a motivational speaker?
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    He always knows how to come out of his shell.
    Why did the turtle start a dating app for reptiles?
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    He wanted to find someone to share his shell with.
    Why did the turtle get kicked out of the yoga class?
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    He couldn't do the 'slow flow' properly.
    What did the turtle say to the hare who challenged him to a race in bed?
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    Slow and steady wins the race... to finish first.
    Why did the turtle cross the road?
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    To get to the shell station!
    What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
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    Wheeee!
    How do turtles communicate in a fight?
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    They use shell-phones!
    What do you call a group of turtles playing instruments?
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    A shell-estra!
    Why don't turtles ever get into arguments?
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    They prefer to shell out their issues!
    What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe?
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    A neck-turtleneck!
    How do turtles stay in shape?
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    They turtle-y work out!
    Why did the turtle go to school?
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    To become a shell-ebrity!
    What do you call a turtle with a few screws loose?
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    A shell-out-of-luck!
    Why did the turtle refuse to play hide and seek?
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    He couldn't find his shell-f!
    Why did the turtle join a nudist colony?
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    He wanted to come out of his shell!
    Why did the turtle refuse to lend money?
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    Because he was shellfish!
    Why did the turtle refuse to play games with the other animals?
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    Because he didn't want to come out of his shell and reveal his poker face!
    What did the turtle say to the hare after winning the race?
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    You may be fast, but I'm still shell-shocked at how slow you are!
    How do you make a turtle laugh?
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    Tickle its shell and watch it crack up!
    Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was too shellfish and always hogging the spotlight!
    What do you call a group of turtles playing instruments?
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    A shell ensemble giving a slow and steady performance!
    What did the turtle wear to the beach?
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    A shellular swimsuit to ensure maximum protection and style!
    Why don't turtles ever partake in extreme sports?
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    Because they'd rather take it slow and steady, not shell out for hospital bills!
    How do you know if a turtle is good at poker?
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    He always has a 'slow' flush hidden up his shell sleeve!