40+ Monkey Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Welcome to the ultimate destination for monkey lovers! Get ready to go bananas with our collection of 40+ hilarious monkey jokes that will make kids giggle, teachers chuckle, and enthusiasts roar with laughter. From cheeky chimpanzees to mischievous macaques, our jokes guarantee endless fun and entertainment for all ages!
GENERATE MORE MONKEY JOKESWhy did the monkey break up with his girlfriend?0
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She couldn't handle his monkey business!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?0
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Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did the monkey like the banana?0
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Because it had appeal!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?0
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They slide down the banana-ster!
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?0
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A chipmunk!
Why did the monkey like the banana smoothie?0
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Because it was ape-peeling!
What did the banana say to the monkey?0
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Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
Why did the monkey eat the light bulb?0
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He wanted a light snack!
How do monkeys stay safe when they go online?0
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They use gorilla glass!
Why did the monkey join the computer science class?0
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To learn Python!
What do you call it when a monkey takes up knitting?0
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A stitch in time saves... your banana hammock.
Why don't monkeys play cards in the wild?0
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Because they're always prepared to go all in—banana chips are their currency.
How do monkeys cool down after a hot day?0
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They have a tailgate party in the trees and go ape with some 'cool' friends.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar?0
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To get to the higher 'hooch' on the top shelf.
What do monkeys use to write manuscripts?0
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A typewriter. They're old school hipster primates.
Why is Tarzan so good at Scrabble?0
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He always has his trusty monkey for a 'voweling' assist.
How do monkeys celebrate a successful heist?0
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They go bananas with a 'smokin-hot' poker game. Cromagnum style.
Why did the monkey break up with his jazz band?0
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They kept monkeying around and couldn't hit a 'high C.'
What's the key to a monkey's heart?0
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A cold banana smoothie, a heartfelt berry jam, and a 'peel-me-off-my-bough' tender embrace.
Why did the monkey go to the nightclub?0
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To show off his 'cheeky moves' and have a swingin' good time. He's the original party primate.
Why did the monkey bring a banana to the party?0
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In case things get ape-peeling!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar?0
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Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar?0
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Because he heard the bartender was a real swinger.
What do you call a promiscuous monkey?0
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A frisky primate.
Why did the monkey go to the doctor?0
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Because he had too many bananas and they started to ferment.
How do monkeys manage their finances?0
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They go ape over budgeting.
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the door?0
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It won't be long now.
Why was the monkey always getting into trouble?0
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He had a hairy situation.
How do you calm down an angry monkey?0
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Apologize and offer a banana as a peace offering.
What do you call a monkey that loves to dance?0
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A funky monkey.
Why don't monkeys like to gamble?0
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Because they always go bananas when they lose.
Why don't monkeys play cards in the wild?0
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Too many cheetahs.
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the door?0
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It won't be long now.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?0
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They slide down the banana-ster.
What's a monkey's favorite cookie?0
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Chocolate chimp.
Why was the monkey sitting on the clock?0
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He wanted to be a time bandit.
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?0
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A chimp off the old block.
Why do monkeys carry spare bananas?0
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In case of a-peel.
How do monkeys stay safe in the jungle?0
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They follow ape guidelines.
What did the banana say to the monkey?0
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Nothing, it just peeled away.