50+ Walrus Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Dive into the wonderful world of walrus humor with our collection of witty and whimsical walrus jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day.
GENERATE MORE WALRUS JOKESWhy did the walrus bring a bucket of water to the date?0
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In case they hit it off and things got a little steamy!
What did the walrus say to the seductive mermaid?0
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Are you up for some whisker tickling tonight?
How does a walrus greet a beautiful lady walrus?0
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With a flipper shake and a whisker wink!
Why did the walrus blush when his friends told him a joke?0
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Because he was thinking of something way naughtier!
What did the walrus do when he got caught in a compromising position?0
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He tried to play it cool, but his whiskers gave him away!
How did the walrus win the dance competition?0
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He had some smooth moves on the dance floor, and a seductive whisker twirl!
Why was the walrus embarrassed to show his photo to the other marine animals?0
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Someone had photobombed him with a sardine in a very compromising position!
What's a walrus's favorite pick-up line?0
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'Hey baby, want to join me for a game of hide the clam?'
How did the walrus break the ice with a new crush?0
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He shared his secret recipe for the most aphrodisiacal sea cucumber salad!
What did the walrus do when his romantic gesture backfired?0
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He blamed it on his clumsy flippers and tried a more direct approach – a fishy proposition!
Why did the walrus go to the adult store?0
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To buy a 'tusk' vibrator.
What do you call a horny walrus?0
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A whisker tickler.
How do walruses flirt underwater?0
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With a lot of tusk-tickling.
What do you get when you cross a walrus and a lawyer?0
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An animal that still won't stop barking.
Why did the walrus get kicked out of the zoo?0
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For being a little too 'tusk'y.
What's a walrus's favorite pickup line?0
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'Can I tusk you something?'
Why did the walrus miss his dentist appointment?0
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He was too busy clamming around.
What did one walrus say to the other at the singles bar?0
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'You're a real catch, let's get whiskered!'
How do you know a walrus is lying?0
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Its tusks are crossed.
What do you call a walrus that loves to party?0
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A 'blubbery' dance machine.
Why did the walrus bring a bucket of fish to the party?0
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In case there was a school of mermaids nearby!
How do you know a walrus is having a good time?0
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Just look for the blubbering smiles!
What’s a walrus’s favorite kind of carpentry?0
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Tusk work!
Why did the walrus start a band with a seal?0
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They wanted to make some
What do you call a walrus that's great with finances?0
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A Capitalist!
Why did the walrus refuse to play hide and seek?0
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He always stood out like a tusked thumb!
What do you call a walrus focused on self-improvement?0
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A well-tooth walrus!
How did the walrus feel after finishing its meal?0
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A bit blubbery but full of seal-f-esteem!
Why did the walrus decide to take up yoga?0
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For the seal balancing pose!
What did the walrus say to the skeptical fish?0
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I'm not fin-ished with you yet!
Why did the walrus bring a bucket of fish to the party?0
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In case he got flirty and needed to break the ice.
How did the walrus respond when asked about his weight?0
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He said he likes to maintain his blubber image.
What did the walrus say when he joined a dating site?0
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Looking for someone who's into heavy cuddling.
Why did the walrus start a business selling massages?0
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He knew he had the flippers for it.
What's a walrus's favorite type of music?0
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Anything with a good beat and some clams.
How does a walrus flirt?0
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He compliments your tusks and winks with his whiskers.
What did the walrus say when his friend asked if he'd lost weight?0
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Nah, just shedding some blubber for summer.
Why did the walrus bring a plant to the office?0
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To show he's not all about shellfishness.
How do walruses navigate the dating scene?0
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They rely on their whisker game.
What's a walrus's idea of a fancy dinner?0
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Raw oysters on the half shell — or as he calls it, home cooking.
Why did the walrus refuse to play poker?0
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Because he was tired of getting dealt a flipper hand!
What did the walrus tell his son before heading out to sea?0
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Always remember, son, don't be a tusk-taker!
How do walruses end their arguments?0
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They just whisker away their differences!
Why was the walrus blushing at the dance party?0
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Because he got caught in a tusk-to-tusk dance with a beautiful lady seal!
What's a walrus's favorite type of music?0
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Heavy krill metal!
Why did the walrus bring a bucket to the seafood buffet?0
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In case he got a little clammy with the chowder!
How did the walrus become the CEO of the Arctic?0
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Through sheer blubber determination and killer negotiation skills!
Why did the walrus decide to learn to play the saxophone?0
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He heard it was the best way to pick up hot chicks!
What did the walrus say to the clam?0
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Of all the bivalves in the ocean, you're my shell-mate!
Why did the walrus apply for a job at the circus?0
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He heard they had amazing trident conditions!