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50+ Walrus Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Dive into the wonderful world of walrus humor with our collection of witty and whimsical walrus jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day.

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    Why did the walrus bring a bucket of water to the date?
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    In case they hit it off and things got a little steamy!
    What did the walrus say to the seductive mermaid?
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    Are you up for some whisker tickling tonight?
    How does a walrus greet a beautiful lady walrus?
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    With a flipper shake and a whisker wink!
    Why did the walrus blush when his friends told him a joke?
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    Because he was thinking of something way naughtier!
    What did the walrus do when he got caught in a compromising position?
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    He tried to play it cool, but his whiskers gave him away!
    How did the walrus win the dance competition?
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    He had some smooth moves on the dance floor, and a seductive whisker twirl!
    Why was the walrus embarrassed to show his photo to the other marine animals?
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    Someone had photobombed him with a sardine in a very compromising position!
    What's a walrus's favorite pick-up line?
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    'Hey baby, want to join me for a game of hide the clam?'
    How did the walrus break the ice with a new crush?
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    He shared his secret recipe for the most aphrodisiacal sea cucumber salad!
    What did the walrus do when his romantic gesture backfired?
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    He blamed it on his clumsy flippers and tried a more direct approach – a fishy proposition!
    Why did the walrus go to the adult store?
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    To buy a 'tusk' vibrator.
    What do you call a horny walrus?
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    A whisker tickler.
    How do walruses flirt underwater?
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    With a lot of tusk-tickling.
    What do you get when you cross a walrus and a lawyer?
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    An animal that still won't stop barking.
    Why did the walrus get kicked out of the zoo?
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    For being a little too 'tusk'y.
    What's a walrus's favorite pickup line?
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    'Can I tusk you something?'
    Why did the walrus miss his dentist appointment?
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    He was too busy clamming around.
    What did one walrus say to the other at the singles bar?
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    'You're a real catch, let's get whiskered!'
    How do you know a walrus is lying?
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    Its tusks are crossed.
    What do you call a walrus that loves to party?
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    A 'blubbery' dance machine.
    Why did the walrus bring a bucket of fish to the party?
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    In case there was a school of mermaids nearby!
    How do you know a walrus is having a good time?
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    Just look for the blubbering smiles!
    What’s a walrus’s favorite kind of carpentry?
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    Tusk work!
    Why did the walrus start a band with a seal?
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    They wanted to make some
    What do you call a walrus that's great with finances?
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    A Capitalist!
    Why did the walrus refuse to play hide and seek?
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    He always stood out like a tusked thumb!
    What do you call a walrus focused on self-improvement?
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    A well-tooth walrus!
    How did the walrus feel after finishing its meal?
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    A bit blubbery but full of seal-f-esteem!
    Why did the walrus decide to take up yoga?
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    For the seal balancing pose!
    What did the walrus say to the skeptical fish?
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    I'm not fin-ished with you yet!
    Why did the walrus bring a bucket of fish to the party?
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    In case he got flirty and needed to break the ice.
    How did the walrus respond when asked about his weight?
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    He said he likes to maintain his blubber image.
    What did the walrus say when he joined a dating site?
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    Looking for someone who's into heavy cuddling.
    Why did the walrus start a business selling massages?
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    He knew he had the flippers for it.
    What's a walrus's favorite type of music?
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    Anything with a good beat and some clams.
    How does a walrus flirt?
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    He compliments your tusks and winks with his whiskers.
    What did the walrus say when his friend asked if he'd lost weight?
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    Nah, just shedding some blubber for summer.
    Why did the walrus bring a plant to the office?
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    To show he's not all about shellfishness.
    How do walruses navigate the dating scene?
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    They rely on their whisker game.
    What's a walrus's idea of a fancy dinner?
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    Raw oysters on the half shell — or as he calls it, home cooking.
    Why did the walrus refuse to play poker?
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    Because he was tired of getting dealt a flipper hand!
    What did the walrus tell his son before heading out to sea?
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    Always remember, son, don't be a tusk-taker!
    How do walruses end their arguments?
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    They just whisker away their differences!
    Why was the walrus blushing at the dance party?
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    Because he got caught in a tusk-to-tusk dance with a beautiful lady seal!
    What's a walrus's favorite type of music?
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    Heavy krill metal!
    Why did the walrus bring a bucket to the seafood buffet?
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    In case he got a little clammy with the chowder!
    How did the walrus become the CEO of the Arctic?
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    Through sheer blubber determination and killer negotiation skills!
    Why did the walrus decide to learn to play the saxophone?
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    He heard it was the best way to pick up hot chicks!
    What did the walrus say to the clam?
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    Of all the bivalves in the ocean, you're my shell-mate!
    Why did the walrus apply for a job at the circus?
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    He heard they had amazing trident conditions!