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40+ Hot Chocolate Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

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    Why did the hot-chocolate file a police report?
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    Because it got mugged!
    What did the hot-chocolate say to the marshmallow?
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    You make me melt!
    Why did the hot-chocolate break up with the coffee?
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    It found someone closer and steamier.
    What did the naughty cup of hot-chocolate say?
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    I like it hot and steamy!
    Why was the hot-chocolate always in trouble at school?
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    It was too steamy for the teachers to handle!
    How does hot-chocolate flirt?
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    It says, 'I like my nights hot and sweet!'
    What did the hot-chocolate say during a job interview?
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    I'm good at warming people up!
    Why did the hot-chocolate go to therapy?
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    It had too many steamy issues!
    What's a hot-chocolate's favorite pickup line?
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    Can I be the marshmallow to your cup?
    Why did the barista get in trouble for serving hot-chocolate?
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    It was making people too steamy for work!
    How did the hot-chocolate do in the race?
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    It beat the competition and crossed the finish line first!
    Why did the hot-chocolate break up with coffee?
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    Because it couldn't espresso itself properly.
    What did the hot-chocolate say to the marshmallows?
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    Stop trying to roast me!
    Why did the hot-chocolate refuse to get vending machine coffee?
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    It knew it deserved better!
    How does hot-chocolate like to be served?
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    In a mug shot!
    Why was the hot-chocolate sad?
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    It had too many steamy relationships.
    What did the hot-chocolate say on its first date?
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    I'm totally your cup of tea!
    Why did the hot-chocolate stop attending therapy sessions?
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    It was tired of getting mixed up.
    How does hot-chocolate describe its love life?
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    Always hot and steamy!
    What did the hot-chocolate do when it got into a fight?
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    It threw some sweet and spicy words around!
    Why did the hot-chocolate break up with the coffee?
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    Because it couldn't espresso its feelings.
    Why did the hot chocolate break up with the coffee?
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    It couldn't handle the steamy relationship.
    What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow?
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    You make me melt inside.
    Why did the barista give the hot chocolate a stamp of approval?
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    It was heating up the place!
    How did the hot chocolate help its friend through a breakup?
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    With a cup of comfort and cocoa.
    What do you call two hot chocolates in a cozy cafe?
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    A steamy date.
    Why did the hot chocolate go to therapy?
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    To work through its emotional baggage and milk issues.
    How does hot chocolate cheer up on a bad day?
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    It adds extra marshmallows for emotional support.
    Why did the hot chocolate join the improv group?
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    It wanted to be good at whipping up punchlines.
    What's a hot chocolate's favorite pick-up line?
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    Are you made of sugar? Because you're sweet enough to stir my cup.
    Why did the hot-chocolate break up with coffee?
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    It couldn't handle the steamy relationship.
    What did the hot-chocolate say to the marshmallow?
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    You're making me melt.
    How does hot-chocolate flirt?
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    With a smooth and creamy finish.
    Why did the hot-chocolate go to therapy?
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    It had some deep emotional issues.
    What's a hot-chocolate's favorite dance move?
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    The steamy shuffle.
    How does hot-chocolate deal with a breakup?
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    It cocoas itself up in a blanket.
    What did the hot-chocolate say to the whipped cream?
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    You're the cream to my cocoa.
    Why did the hot-chocolate refuse to fight?
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    It was too hot-tempered.
    How does hot-chocolate apologize?
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    It offers a sweet and heartfelt hug.
    What's hot-chocolate's favorite kind of music?
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    Cocoa and chill.