40+ Hippo Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Dive into a pool of laughter with our collection of 40+ hilarious hippo jokes! Whether you're a kid looking for some fun, a teacher in need of classroom humor, or a hippo enthusiast seeking a chuckle, we've got you covered. From puns to one-liners, these jokes will have you roaring with delight. Join us and let the laughter begin!
GENERATE MORE HIPPO JOKESWhy did the hippo go to therapy?0
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To work through some deep-seated emotional issues.
How do hippos stay cool in the summer?0
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They live in the river and have a fan club.
What do you call a group of hippos wearing sunglasses?0
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An undercover squad.
Why did the hippo feel embarrassed at the beach?0
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It couldn't find a bikini that flattered its figure.
What's a hippo's favorite type of music?0
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Hipop.
Why was the hippo a terrible stand-up comedian?0
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It always got stuck on the punchline.
How do you make a hippo float?0
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Take away its chair!
Why did the hippo get kicked out of the water park?0
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It kept making waves with its pool party antics.
What do you call a hippo who sings in a girl group?0
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Hip-Hop Spice.
Why did the hippo bring a ladder to the zoo?0
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To visit its high-up friends in the giraffe enclosure.
Why did the hippo go to therapy?0
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It had a lot of emotional baggage.
What did the hippo say to its therapist?0
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I'm tired of feeling like a 'big fatso'.
Why did the hippo hate playing hide and seek?0
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It was always too 'hippo-sized' to hide.
How does a hippo make a sandwich?0
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It puts 'tons' of toppings on it.
Why did the hippo start a band?0
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It heard it was 'hippo-hop' to do so.
What's a hippo's favorite dance move?0
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The 'hipp-hippo-hop'.
Why did the zookeeper give the hippo a trophy?0
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For 'excellence in napping'.
What do you call a hippo that's always late?0
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A 'slacker-potamus'.
Why did the hippo refuse to wear a mask?0
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It didn't want to 'cover up its tusks'.
How does a hippo stay cool in the summer?0
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By hanging out in the 'poo-l'.
Why did the hippo refuse to go to the water park?0
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Because it heard the hot tub was filled with skinny dippers!
Why did the hippo bring a ladder to the party?0
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Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
How do you make a hippo float?0
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Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a hippo!
What did the hippo say to his dentist?0
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Do you have any floss for my huge teeth?
Why did the hippo bring a suitcase to the lake?0
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He wanted to have a hippo-camping trip!
What did the hippo do when he lost his favorite toy?0
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He threw a hippo tantrum!
Why did the hippo refuse to play hide and seek?0
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He always stood out like a hippo in a china shop!
How does a hippo tell time?0
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With its hipo-clock-amus!
Why was the hippo always asked to leave the party?0
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He always brought too much hippo-cracy!
What do you call a hippos birthday party?0
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A hippo-hooray celebration!
Why did the hippo go to therapy?0
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It had too many emotional baggage.
What did the hippo say when it got a flat tire?0
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Oh, my badonkadonk is showing!
How do you make a hippo float?0
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Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a hippo.
Why did the hippo break up with its partner?0
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It was tired of the relationship being so hip-slow.
What's a hippo's favorite game?0
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Hungry Hungry Hippos Anonymous.
How do hippos stay cool in the summer?0
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They have a hippo-cuzzi in their backyard.
Why was the hippo sent to detention?0
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For being too much of a hippo-crite.
How do hippopotamuses make decisions?0
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They flip a hippo-penny.
What's a hippo's favorite TV show?0
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Chewing Grass and the Hip-popotamus.
Why did the hippo bring a ladder to the bar?0
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It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!