51+ Melon Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Get ready to laugh out loud with our juicy collection of melon jokes! From watermelons to cantaloupes, we've got puns and one-liners that will make your day. Whether you're a kid, a teacher, or just a melon enthusiast, these jokes are perfect for you!
GENERATE MORE MELON JOKESWhy did the melon break up with the watermelon?0
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Because she was too seedy!
What did the cantaloupe say to the honeydew?0
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You're one in a melon!
Why did the melon go to the doctor?0
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It thought it had a melon-collie.
How did the watermelon propose to the honeydew?0
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With a seed-ious ring!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on by a melon?0
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why was the melon embarrassed?0
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It saw the cantaloupe's melons!
Why do melons have weddings?0
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Because they cantaloupe alone!
What do you call a melon who can’t get his act together?0
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A dis-melon!
Why did the watermelon refuse to play poker with the honeydew?0
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It was afraid the honeydew would cheat and have an inside melon!
What's a melon's favorite place to go on vacation?0
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The Canary Melon Islands!
Why did the melon break up with the banana?0
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Because it couldn't elope!
What did the melon say to the honeydew?0
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You're one in a melon!
Why did the melon go to school?0
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To become a little melon-collie!
How did the watermelon propose to the cantaloupe?0
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With a honey do you want to marry me?
What did the honeydew say to the cantaloupe?0
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You're a-melon me!
Why did the melon go to therapy?0
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It had too many melon-choly thoughts.
What did the melon do when it couldn't find its rind?0
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It had a melon breakdown!
How did the watermelon become an actor?0
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It had the rind stuff!
Why was the melon embarrassed?0
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It saw the cantaloupe naked!
What do you get when you cross a melon and a snowman?0
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Frosty fruit salad!
What did the melon wear to the beach?0
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A seed-weed!
Why did the melon break up with the watermelon?0
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Because it couldn't elope.
What did the cantaloupe say to the honeydew? 0
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You're one in a melon!
What did the grape say when the melon stepped on it?0
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a melon that's good at singing?0
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A cantaloupe!
Why was the melon upset with the honeydew?0
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It was always one-up-melon.
How do you make a melon cry?0
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You peel out its seed.
Why did the honeydew go to school?0
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To become a little melon-head.
What did the melon do when it didn't want to work anymore?0
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It took a melon-choly day off.
How did the watermelon propose to the melon?0
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With a ring pop!
Why did the melon refuse to fight?0
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It was a total melon-degeneration case.
Why did the melon break up with the honeydew?0
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He was too seedy.
What did the cantaloupe say to the honeydew?0
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You're one in a melon!
Why was the watermelon upset?0
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It couldn't elope.
How did the honeydew feel about the watermelon?0
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It had a crush.
What's a melon's favorite book?0
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The rind of the ancient melon.
Why did the cantaloupe go to therapy?0
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It had melon-choly.
How does a melon get through a breakup?0
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With a lot of melon-cholia.
What's a watermelon's favorite song?0
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Seeds from a melon heart.
Why was the honeydew embarrassed?0
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It saw the watermelon naked.
What did the cantaloupe do when it was feeling spicy?0
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It put on a melon-colada.
Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe?0
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It couldn't elope!
What did the honeydew say to the watermelon?0
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You're one in a melon!
How does a watermelon propose to a cantaloupe?0
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With a ring-pop!
Why did the melon go to the wedding?0
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It wanted to be a honeydew-n!
What did the cantaloupe say on its wedding day?0
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I'm feeling gourd-geous!
Why did the melon bring a ladder to the pool?0
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To take a watermelon dive!
Why was the cantaloupe blushing?0
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It saw the melon's seeds!
What's a melon's favorite dance move?0
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The fruit shake!
Why did the watermelon go to school?0
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To become 1 in a melon-ion!
How did the honeydew become a detective?0
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It had a keen melon-choly!