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40+ Crab Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Dive into a world of hilarious crustacean comedy with our crab jokes collection! Whether you're a seafood enthusiast, a teacher looking to add fun to the classroom, or a kid seeking some belly laughs, these puns and gags will have you cracking up in no time. Join us in celebrating the clawsome humor of crabs!

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    Why did the crab refuse to share its shell?
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    Because it was a little shellfish!
    What did the crab say when it saw a sexy lobster?
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    That's one shell of a catch!
    Why did the crab get into a fight with the clam?
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    It was shell-shocking!
    What did the crab do when he won the lottery?
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    He went on a shellfie spree!
    How do crabs flirt in the ocean?
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    With a claw-some pickup line!
    Why do crabs never give to charity?
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    Because they're always a little shellshocked!
    What did the crab do after a night out partying?
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    He woke up with a real shell-over!
    Why was the crab so good at investing money?
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    Because he had a good grasp of claw-pitalism!
    What do you call a crab that plays guitar?
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    A rock lobster!
    What's a crab's favorite TV show?
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    Claws and Order!
    Why did the crab blush?
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    Because it saw the shrimp cocktail dressing!
    What do you call a crab that never tells the truth?
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    Pinocchi-crab!
    How do crabs celebrate their birthdays?
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    By having a shell-ebration!
    Why did the crab refuse to share its food?
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    Because it was a little shellfish!
    What did the crab say when it got caught stealing?
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    I've been shell-fished!
    How do crabs like their drinks?
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    On the rocks with a pinch of salt!
    What did the crab write on the love letter?
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    You're so crabtivating!
    How do crabs navigate?
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    They use their com-pincers!
    Why did the crab join a band?
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    It wanted to play the saxo-claw-n!
    What did the crab say during the workout?
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    I'm feeling claw-some!
    Why did the crab blush?
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    Because it saw the lobster's tail!
    Why did the crab bring a condom to the beach?
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    Just in case he got crabs!
    Why did the crab blush?
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    Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
    What did the crab say during the strip tease?
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    Check out my shell-fie!
    Why was the crab so happy to be at the beach?
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    It could finally come out of its shell.
    How do crabs celebrate their birthdays?
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    With a pinch of pizzazz!
    Why did the crab bring a comb to the beach?
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    To comb the sand waves.
    What do you call a rich crab?
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    A shell-f-made millionaire!
    Why did the crab fail as a comedian?
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    Its jokes were too shellfish.
    What do you get when you cross a crab with a jazz musician?
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    A jazzy crustacean!
    Why did the crab refuse to share its sea shanty collection?
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    It was too shellfish to listen to anyone else's tunes!
    Why did the crab never share its food?
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    Because it was shellfish!
    How do crabs communicate underwater?
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    They use shellphones!
    What did the crab say during the poker game?
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    I'm all in, claws and all!
    Why don't crabs donate to charity?
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    Because they're shellfish billionaires!
    What do you call a crab that plays the guitar?
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    A rock lobster!
    Why was the crab upset at the fancy party?
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    They ran out of butter for the rolls!
    What did the crab do when it won the lottery?
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    It bought a beachfront property!
    Why did the crab bring a tiny computer to the beach?
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    For sand-crab browsing!
    How do crabs stay entertained at a party?
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    They do the electric slide on the ocean floor!