50+ Gerbil Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Welcome to the ultimate hub of gerbil humor! Our collection of jokes will have you rolling with laughter in no time. Whether you're a curious kid, a gerbil enthusiast, or a teacher looking to add some fun to your lessons, these jokes are sure to brighten your day!
GENERATE MORE GERBIL JOKESWhat did the gerbil say to the doctor?0
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Stop saying I'm up your butt!
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the bar?0
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To get to the top shelf!
How do you know when a gerbil is nervous?0
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It starts squeaking out of both ends!
What do you call a gerbil with a black belt?0
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Kung-Fur Master!
Why did the gerbil join a band?0
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It heard they were into heavy metal!
How do gerbils stay cool during the summer?0
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They turn on the hamster fan!
What's a gerbil's favorite type of music?0
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Rock and Roll!
Why did the gerbil bring a suitcase to the party?0
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It heard the drinks were on the house!
What did the gerbil say to the squirrel?0
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I'm nuts about you!
How do you make a gerbil laugh?0
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Tickle its fancy!
What do you call a gerbil who loves to dance?0
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A hip-hopper!
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the party?0
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Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the party?0
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To reach new heights.
How do you make a gerbil laugh?0
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Tickle its whiskers.
What did the gerbil say to the carrot?0
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You complete me.
Why was the gerbil banned from the pet store?0
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It kept making inappropriate gestures with the hamsters.
What did the gerbil chef say after preparing a meal?0
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Time to gnaw down.
How does a gerbil keep its breath smelling fresh?0
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With minty exercise wheels.
Why do gerbils never get lost?0
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They always find their way-hay-hay.
What did the gerbil comedian say about its day job?0
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I'm just here for the squeaks and giggles.
Why did the gerbil start a music band?0
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To prove it could hit those high notes.
How do gerbils stay in shape?0
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They do lots of wheelies!
Why did the gerbil go to the doctor?0
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It had a squeaky wheel.
What do you call a gerbil magician?0
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Houdini the Hamster!
What's a gerbil's favorite game show?0
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Wheel of Fortune!
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the party?0
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To be the hamster of ceremonies!
What do you get when you cross a gerbil and a computer?0
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A pocket mouse!
Why did the gerbil join the circus?0
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It heard they had big wheels!
What do you call a gerbil wearing a tuxedo?0
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A fancy hamster!
How do gerbils stay cool in the summer?0
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They burrow under the AC!
Why was the gerbil late for work?0
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It was stuck in a traffic jamster!
Why did the gerbil break up with its girlfriend?0
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It got tired of her squeaky voice.
What's a gerbil's favorite music genre?0
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Rodent rock.
How do gerbils celebrate Christmas?0
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By burrowing under the mistletoe.
Why did the gerbil refuse to be an actor?0
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It didn't want to be typecast as a hamster.
How do you make a gerbil laugh?0
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Tickle its whiskers.
What happened when the gerbil started a rap battle?0
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It dropped the mic and ran on its wheel.
Why did the gerbil join a gym?0
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To bulk up before winter hibernation.
What’s a gerbil's favorite dance move?0
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The hamster shuffle.
Why did the gerbil open a bakery?0
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It heard the dough was always rolling.
What’s a gerbil's favorite superhero?0
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Captain Cheeks - the mighty burrower!
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the party?0
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Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a gerbil who loves to dance?0
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A hip-hop gerbil!
Why did the gerbil join a gym?0
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To get into better
How do gerbils communicate with each other?0
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Through hamster
What's a gerbil's favorite type of music?0
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Heavy metal
What do you get when you cross a gerbil with a cow?0
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Why did the gerbil go to therapy?0
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To deal with some deep-seeded
Why did the gerbil call the hotline?0
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Because it heard someone had a rodent problem!
What do you call a gerbil that's a great dancer?0
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A hip hopper!