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50+ Hamster Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the ultimate hamster joke collection where giggles and grins galore await! From cheeky antics to adorable puns, these jokes will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day, whether you're a hamster enthusiast or just looking for a good laugh.

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    What do you call a hamster who's a real player?
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    A rodent Romeo.
    Why did the hamster join a gym?
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    To work on its wheel-y jacked physique.
    Why did the hamster file a lawsuit?
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    It felt like it was getting caged in.
    How did the hamster become a social media influencer?
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    It mastered the art of Instagram Hamster Stories.
    What did the hamster say to its therapist?
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    'I feel like I'm just spinning in circles.'
    Why did the hamster get banned from the pet talent show?
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    It kept stealing the spotlight.
    What's a hamster's favorite game?
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    Hide and squeak!
    How do hamsters like their coffee?
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    Caf-feine free!
    Why was the hamster banned from the library?
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    It was caught checking out too many books on how to escape.
    What's a hamster's favorite movie genre?
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    Action-packed thrillers... with plenty of running scenes!
    Why did the hamster break up with his girlfriend?
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    She just couldn't handle his wheelie good moves!
    What do you call a group of hamsters on a hot day?
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    Sweaty balls of fur!
    Why did the hamster go to therapy?
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    It had too many deep-seated issues!
    How does a hamster like its coffee?
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    With a little squeak of cream!
    What do you call a hamster who's a rockstar?
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    Hairy Styles!
    Why did the hamster become a magician?
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    It wanted to disappear faster than in a wheel!
    What's a hamster's favorite game show?
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    Wheel of Misfortune!
    Why was the hamster always ahead in school?
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    It was great at hamstering concepts!
    What did the hamster say to the DJ at the club?
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    Play some gnaw-some tunes!
    How did the hamster get into politics?
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    It was great at spinning the wheel of public opinion!
    Why did the hamster bring a ladder to the party?
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    Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
    What did the hamster say to the falcon?
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    Can you please stop swooping on my turf?
    How did the hamster escape from jail?
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    He dug a hole in the wall and made a run for it!
    Why did the hamster refuse to go to the gym?
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    He didn't want to run on a hamster wheel twice in one day!
    What do you call a hamster who's a big fan of Shakespeare?
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    Hamlet the Hamster!
    How did the hamster become a motivational speaker?
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    He couldn't stop spinning positive messages!
    What did the hamster say after his wild party night?
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    I'm never touching the hamster wheel again!
    Why did the hamster join the circus?
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    He wanted to show off his wheel skills in the big top!
    How did the hamster break the world record for burrowing?
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    He had a strong work ethic and a lot of dirt on his competitors!
    Why did the hamster start a band with a frog and a parrot?
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    They wanted to create a mixtape called 'Amphibian Funk & Avian Acoustics feat. Rodent Rhythms'!
    Why did the hamster become a lawyer?
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    He wanted to sue for emotional distress from being stuck in a wheel.
    What did the hamster say when its owner asked for a hug?
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    Sorry, I'm too wheelie for you.
    How does a hamster keep in shape?
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    By hitting the wheel, then hitting the gym.
    Why did the hamster join the circus?
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    It heard they have amazing wheels of fortune.
    What did the hamster say when it got caught sneaking out?
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    I was just trying to find my missing squeakret stash.
    How does a hamster flirt?
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    By showing off its cheeky moves.
    Why did the hamster break up with its significant other?
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    They couldn't handle the constant drama in their hamster wheel relationship.
    What's a hamster's favorite type of music?
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    Hamstercore.
    Why won't the hamster play cards with the other animals?
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    It's tired of always getting stuck with the joker.
    What do you call a hamster with attitude?
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    A cheeky pete.
    Why did the hamster break up with his girlfriend?
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    She caught him cheating on her with the wheel.
    What do you call a hamster that's a professional dancer?
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    A hamster shake.
    Why was the hamster banned from the pet talent show?
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    He kept stealing the spotlight.
    How do hamsters like to party?
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    They go hamster-style.
    What do you get when you cross a hamster with a frog?
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    A ribbiter.
    Why did the hamster join the gym?
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    To work on his wheelie sick abs.
    What's a hamster's favorite kind of music?
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    Hamster rap.
    How did the hamster become a successful real estate agent?
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    He was great at hamstering properties.
    What do you call a hamster who loves taking selfies?
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    A hamsterazzi.
    Why did the hamster file a lawsuit?
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    He was tired of being stuck in a wheel of injustice.