50+ Hummingbird Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Get ready to chuckle with our fantastic collection of hilarious hummingbird jokes! Whether you're a kid, a teacher, or an enthusiast, these jokes will surely make you laugh out loud while learning more about these tiny and amazing birds!
GENERATE MORE HUMMINGBIRD JOKESWhat did the hummingbird say to the bee?0
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Buzz off, this nectar is mine!
Why did the hummingbird go to therapy?0
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To work through its abandonment issues with the feeder.
How does a hummingbird pick up a date?0
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With its incredible wingman-ship.
Why did the hummingbird bring a tiny umbrella?0
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In case of a light shower during its flight.
What did the hummingbird say after drinking too much nectar?0
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I'm feeling a bit hum-zzzy.
Why did the hummingbird get kicked out of the garden party?0
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It was caught pollinating with the wrong flower.
What did the hummingbird say to its reflection?0
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the swiftest of them all?
Why did the hummingbird join the circus?0
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To show off its high-flying acrobatics.
What's a hummingbird's favorite movie genre?0
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Rom-nectar-coms!
How did the hummingbird land a job at the perfume factory?0
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It had a nose for high-quality scents.
Why did the hummingbird breakup with its partner?0
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They couldn't handle the constant flapping!
What do hummingbirds say when wearing sunglasses?0
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Sun's out, tongues out!
How do hummingbirds spice up their love life?0
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With a little bit of beak and feather play!
Why did the hummingbird join the comedy club?0
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It wanted to show off its beak-timing skills!
What did the hummingbird say to the bee?0
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Buzz off, I'm trying to pollinate here!
How do hummingbirds stay fit?0
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They do a lot of 'wing' exercises!
Why did the hummingbird carry a tiny umbrella?0
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To stay dry during its 'flight' showers!
What do you call a hummingbird tell-all book?0
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A beak-and-tell memoir!
How do hummingbirds greet each other?0
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With a beak kiss, of course!
Why don't hummingbirds play hide and seek?0
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Because they always get caught humming!
Why did the hummingbird break up with its partner?0
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Because it couldn't handle commitment... just like its wings!
What do you call a group of hummingbirds gossiping?0
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A tweet storm!
How does a hummingbird's dating profile read?0
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Looking for some sweet nectar on the side.
Why was the hummingbird banned from the flower shop?0
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It kept trying to pull off a quick 'nectar and dash!'
What do you give a hummingbird with a sore throat?0
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A tweetment of honey and lemon!
How do hummingbirds stay in shape?0
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They have a strict diet of nectar and intense fluttercise routines.
What's a hummingbird's favorite chat up line?0
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Are you a flower? 'Cause you're blooming beautiful!
What did the hummingbird say to its winged friends?0
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Let's wing it and make today fly by!
Why did the hummingbird go to therapy?0
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It had migratory issues and couldn't seem to settle down.
How do hummingbirds throw a party?0
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They host a nectar kegger and everyone's a buzz!
Why did the hummingbird break up with its significant other?0
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It was tired of the constant wingman jokes.
How did the hummingbird impress its date?0
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It showed off its incredible tongue skills.
What did the hummingbird say to the flower it was feeding on?0
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You're practically sweet enough to date.
Why did the hummingbird get kicked out of the nectar bar?0
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It kept trying to pay with IOUs.
What did the hummingbird do when it forgot where it left its nest?0
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It had to wing it.
Why did the hummingbird complain about its workload?0
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It was tired of being a buzz feeder.
How does a hummingbird spice things up in the bedroom?0
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By flapping its wings in the right rhythm.
Why did the hummingbird refuse to share the feeder?0
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It was a real nectar hog.
What did the hummingbird's therapist recommend for stress relief?0
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A good old-fashioned flutter bath.
How do hummingbirds stay in shape?0
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They practice extreme aerobics.
Why did the hummingbird break up with its partner?0
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It couldn't handle the beak up.
What do you call a hummingbird that's bad at poetry?0
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A rhyme-ingbird.
Why did the hummingbird go to therapy?0
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It had a complex about being a bird on a diet of sugar water.
How do hummingbirds stay in shape?0
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They do a lot of fluttercise.
What did the hummingbird do when it found out it couldn't sing?0
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It hummed and hawed.
Why did the hummingbird try stand-up comedy?0
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It heard it had a great set of wings.
How does a hummingbird navigate a busy street?0
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It follows the z-z-z-zip code.
What happened when the hummingbird joined a band?0
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It got a record deal humming tunes.
Why did the hummingbird switch to decaf?0
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It kept getting too jittery humming around.
What do you call a hummingbird that's overconfident?0
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An egotistical winged fling.