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50+ Mouse Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to our squeak-tacular world of mouse jokes! Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just love a good laugh, our collection of witty rodent humor will have you chuckling in no time. From cheesy puns to whisker-twitching punchlines, get ready for a paw-some time!

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    Why did the mouse go to the strip club?
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    To see some cheesy moves.
    What do you call a mouse who loves to party?
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    A merry-go-round.
    How did the mouse break up with her boyfriend?
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    She told him he wasn't her type.
    Why did the mouse start a band?
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    To hit the right notes in the cheese.
    What did the mouse say to the cat in the nightclub?
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    You're not my type, I like them with more whiskers.
    How did the mouse pay for his new car?
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    He put it on squeak-financing.
    Why did the mouse join a dating app?
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    To find a match made in cheese heaven.
    What did the mouse say to the elephant at the costume party?
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    Wow, you really grew into your costume!
    How did the mouse start a successful business?
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    He invested in a major squeak of the market.
    Why did the mouse get detention?
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    She was caught nibbling on the teacher's desk during class.
    Why did the mouse go to the party?
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    He heard they were serving 'cheese'burgers.
    What do you call a mouse that likes to dance?
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    A 'click' dancer.
    How do mice stay in shape?
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    They do a lot of 'mouse'ercise.
    Why did the mouse break up with the computer?
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    He couldn't handle all the 'mouse' clicks.
    What's a mouse's favorite genre of music?
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    Cheese 'rock'.
    Why did the mouse take a loan?
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    He needed to buy some 'mouse' traps for revenge.
    What do you get when you cross a mouse with a snowman?
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    Frosty the 'mouse' man.
    Why do mice make terrible secret agents?
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    They're always 'squeaking' under pressure.
    How does a mouse prepare for a boxing match?
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    He practices his left 'hook'.
    Why did the mouse get fired from the circus?
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    He kept stealing the 'spot'light.
    Why did the computer break up with the mouse?
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    It wasn't getting enough clicks.
    What do you call a promiscuous rodent?
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    A scroll tease.
    Why did the computer file get so shy?
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    It saw a mouse cursor.
    How does a rodent have fun at a party?
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    By playing 'Whack-a-Mouse'.
    Why did the mouse break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was a real squeak-heart.
    What did the police officer say to the mouse thief?
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    You have the right to remain silent, and squeak up.
    Why was the mouse always getting into trouble?
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    Because he had a 'click-and-run' attitude.
    What did the mouse say to the cheese?
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    I'm not just here for the holes, I want the whole slice.
    What is a mouse's favorite type of music?
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    Anything by Mousician Bieber.
    Why did the mouse want to join the circus?
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    He heard they had amazing 'mouse-ticians.'
    Why did the mouse go to school?
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    To learn how to squeak properly.
    What do you call a group of musical mice?
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    A squeak-tet.
    How do mice stay in shape?
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    They use the treadmill.
    Why did the mouse break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was always a rat.
    What's a mouse's favorite game at the casino?
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    Wheel of Cheese.
    How does a mouse use the computer?
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    By clicking and dragging.
    Why did the mouse bring a tiny umbrella to the party?
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    In case of a light shower.
    What did the mouse say to the cheese?
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    Brie mine.
    Why did the mouse join the circus?
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    He heard they were looking for acrobatic cheese thieves.
    What do you get when you cross a mouse and a Mariachi band?
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    Mousetache music.
    Why did the mouse break up with the computer?
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    It couldn't handle its clicking.
    What did the mouse say to the cheese?
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    You're looking sharp today.
    Why did the mouse go to the doctor?
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    It was feeling a bit squeaky.
    How does a mouse like its steak?
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    Microwaved.
    What do you call a mouse magician?
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    A squeak-er of tricks.
    Why was the mouse always on the computer?
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    It had a click addiction.
    What's a mouse's favorite type of music?
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    Trap.
    How does a mouse deal with rejection?
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    It just shrugs it off and scurries away.
    Why did the mouse join a gym?
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    To get a better mouse-terial body.
    What's a mouse's favorite dance move?
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    The squeak-peek.