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45+ Beetle Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to our beetle joke paradise! Get ready to chuckle your way through 40+ hilarious beetle jokes that will brighten your day. Whether you're a bug-loving enthusiast, a teacher looking for classroom fun, or a kid at heart, these puns and one-liners will have you buzzing with laughter. Join us on this rib-tickling adventure and let the beetles bring a smile to your face!

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    Why did the beetle go to the therapist?
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    It had a lot of bugs to work out.
    What did one beetle say to the other after a night out?
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    I think we need to check ourselves for bedbugs.
    How do beetles communicate during a party?
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    Through subtle ant-ennae.
    Why did the beetle break up with the ladybug?
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    It was tired of all the love bugs and wanted some space.
    What do you call a beetle who likes to play games?
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    A bug cheater.
    Why did the beetle break up with the ladybug?
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    Because she caught him bugging other insects.
    What did the beetle say when he got a job at the circus?
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    I'm finally living the larva dream!
    How does a beetle keep its feet warm in the winter?
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    It wears its rug-beetle slippers.
    What did the beetle use to impress his beetle crush?
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    His Volkswagen Beetle.
    Why was the beetle always invited to parties?
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    Because he knew how to break the ice... beetles like to chew on foliage.
    What do you call a beetle that's a picky eater?
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    A select-a-beetle.
    Why did the beetle start an exercise routine?
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    To get rid of its love handles... or should we say love wing-covers?
    What do you get when you cross a beetle with a ghost?
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    A scarab-boo.
    How do beetles like their coffee?
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    With a little sugar and a lot of buzz.
    What did the beetle say when it was asked to join a band?
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    I hope it's a beetlejuice band!
    What did the beetle say to the fly at the bar?
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    Buzz off, I'm trying to have a drink here!
    Why did the beetle start a rock band?
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    Because they heard they could really 'drum' up a fanbase.
    How did the beetle break its leg?
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    It tried to do the running man.
    Why did the beetle go to therapy?
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    It had deep-seated family issues.
    What did the beetle get for its birthday?
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    A 'buggy' ride in the forest!
    Why did the beetle get banned from the garden?
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    It was caught 'leaf'-ing inappropriate marks everywhere.
    What did the beetle say to the bartender?
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    I'm polyamorous... I'm into all kinds of 'beetles'.
    How do beetles stay in touch with each other?
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    Through 'ant'-ennas social media platforms.
    Why did the beetle refuse to go skydiving?
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    It was too scared of 'fall'-ing for the wrong thing.
    What happened when the beetle proposed to the ladybug?
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    She said, 'Sorry, you're just not my type.'
    Why did the beetle break up with the ladybug?
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    He couldn't handle her red spots.
    What do you call a beetle who's a player?
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    A ladybug magnet.
    Why did the beetle join the gym?
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    To work on his abs...or exoskeleton.
    How do you know if a beetle is lying?
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    Its antennae twitch when it fibs.
    What did the beetle say to the fly?
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    Buzz off, I'm not your meal ticket!
    Why did the beetle go to therapy?
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    It had deep-rooted abandonment issues.
    What do you call a beetle who's great at poker?
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    A royal flush beetle.
    Why did the beetle invest in Apple stocks?
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    It heard they were developing iBeetle.
    What did the beetle say when it ran into a windshield?
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    Well, that bug was a pane in the glass.
    Why was the beetle always the life of the party?
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    It could always bug the DJ to play its favorite beetle tracks.
    Why did the beetle break up with the ant?
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    Because it found someone more fly.
    What do you call a beetle that's having a bad day?
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    A grump-y bug.
    How does a beetle keep warm in winter?
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    It snuggles up with a ladybug.
    Why did the beetle go to therapy?
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    It had a lot of bugs to work out.
    What did the beetle say to the ladybug?
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    You really bug me, but I love you.
    Why was the beetle always the life of the party?
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    Because it could really beet-le dance moves.
    What's a beetle's favorite pickup line?
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    Hey babe, wanna pollinate?
    How did the beetle save money on car insurance?
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    It switched to Geico, because it knew how to find the best beetle rate.
    Why did the beetle bring a ladder to the bar?
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    It heard the drinks were on the house.
    What do you call a beetle who's a great chef?
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    A culinary connois-seur beetle.