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50+ Cheese Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Love cheese? Get ready to crack up! Our cheesy jokes will make you melt with laughter. From gouda puns to cheddar chuckles, this collection is grate for cheese enthusiasts of all ages!

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    Why did the cheese break up with the bread?
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    It was too crumby.
    What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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    Looking gouda, feeling brie-lliant.
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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    Nacho cheese... unless you're into that.
    Why did the cheese go to the computer store?
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    To get a mouse.
    How does cheese say goodbye?
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    Brie seeing you later!
    What do you call an alligator in a vest made of cheese?
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    An investigator.
    Why was the cheese cold?
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    Because it was chilly-kins.
    What do you get when you cross cheese and an octopus?
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    Cream cheese-o-pus!
    Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?
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    It was too grate of a risk.
    How does cheese congratulate itself?
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    It gives itself a pat on the cheddar.
    Why did the cheese break up with the bread?
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    It was too crumbly.
    How do you get a mouse to stop biting your cheese?
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    Use mouse traps.
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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    Nacho cheese!
    Why was the cheese always alone at parties?
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    Because it couldn't find a good wine pairing.
    Did you hear about the romance between the cheese and the air?
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    It was brie-zy.
    What did the Swiss cheese say to the cheddar?
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    You make me melt.
    Why did the cheese go to the art gallery?
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    To get some culture.
    How does cheese say goodbye?
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    Cheese you later!
    Why did the cheese get in trouble at school?
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    It was too mature for its age.
    What do you call a cheesy rapper?
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    Mozzarell-yz.
    Why did the cheese go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional holes.
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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    Nacho cheese!
    How does cheese say hello to you?
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    Hallou-mi!
    Why did the Parmesan refuse to cooperate?
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    It had too much grated-tude.
    What did the cheesy comedian say at the end of the show?
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    I camembert this anymore!
    How do you handle dangerous cheese?
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    Caerphilly.
    What do you call a sad cheese?
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    Blue cheese.
    Why did the cheese lose at poker?
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    It couldn't deal with the rind.
    What do you call an explosive cheese?
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    Gouda boom!
    Why did the cheddar break up with the mozzarella?
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    It felt too provolone in the relationship.
    Why did the cheese go to therapy?
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    Because it had too many emotional holes.
    How do you handle a situation involving rogue cheese?
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    You go Swiss and pretend it never happened.
    What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
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    Halloumi, is that really me?
    Where do cheese dreams come from?
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    Fromageination.
    Why don't cheeses ever get jealous?
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    Because they know how to brie happy.
    Why was the cheese blushing?
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    Because it saw the salad dressing.
    What's a cheese's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you made of cheese? Because you're making me melt.
    How do you catch a dangerous cheese?
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    With a brie trap.
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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    Nacho cheese!
    Why did the cheese break up with the macaroni?
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    It felt too grated and needed some space.
    Why did the cheese break up with the wine?
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    Because it couldn't get a 'grate' connection.
    What did the cheese say to the mirror?
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    Halloumi.
    Why did the cheese go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional holes.
    How do you handle a cheesy partner?
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    Brie carefully.
    What cheese is made backward?
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    Edam.
    Why was the cheese always calm?
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    Because it had great inner 'peas'.
    How do you know if a cheese likes to dance?
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    It's always 'feta' on the dance floor.
    What's the cheesiest pick-up line?
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    Are you a 'brie'st?
    Why did the cheese go to the party?
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    To get 'provolone' time.
    How does a wheel of cheese feel after a workout?
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    Grate!