40+ Koi Fish Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Enjoy and laugh yourself out with these hilarious jokes
GENERATE MORE KOI FISH JOKESWhy did the koi fish blush?0
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Because it saw the tadpoles mating.
What did the koi fish say to his date?0
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I'm hooked on you.
Why did the koi fish join a book club?0
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For the fin-tastic reads.
How do koi fish stay in shape?0
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Water aerobics.
What's a koi fish's favorite party drink?0
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Carpa-colda.
Why was the koi fish in therapy?0
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It had deep-sea issues.
What did the koi fish say to the overly curious shrimp?0
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Mind your own scale.
Why did the koi fish start a band?0
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It had great scalesmanship.
How do koi fish celebrate birthdays?0
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With a splash of excitement.
What did the koi fish say when it won the lottery?0
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I'm koi with cash now.
Why did the koi fish break up with the goldfish?0
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It couldn't handle their fin-ancial differences.
What did the koi fish say to the shy goldfish?0
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Don't be koi, come out of your shell!
Why are koi fish so good at math?0
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Because they always know their scales!
How did the koi fish become a millionaire?0
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It got hooked on investments!
Why did the koi fish join a therapist?0
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It had too many deep-sea issues!
What do you call two koi fish playing poker?0
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A pair of fishy gamblers!
Why was the koi fish always the life of the party?0
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Because it always knew how to school!
What's a koi fish's favorite type of TV show?0
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Fintastic dramas!
How do koi fish communicate underwater?0
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Through shell phones!
Why did the koi fish start a band?0
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It wanted to create some good carp rock music!
Why did the koi fish join a fitness class?0
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To work on its fin-esse!
What did the koi fish say to its crush?0
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You're absolute koi-fection!
How do koi fish stay in shape?0
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They do a lot of scales exercises!
Why did the koi fish get a ticket?0
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It was carpooling in the fast lane!
What's a koi fish's favorite pick-up line?0
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Are you a net? Because I'm hooked on you!
Why are koi fish great at networking?0
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They always make a splash at social events!
How do koi fish like their coffee?0
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With just a touch of stream!
What do you call a group of koi fish playing poker?0
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A full house of fish!
Why was the koi fish bad at singing?0
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It had a scales-tastic voice!
How do koi fish handle a break-up?0
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They just keep swimming upstream!
How does a koi fish like to spice up its life?0
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By swimming in a bit of hot water!
What's a koi fish's favorite drink?0
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A Goldfish Martini!
Why did the koi fish get a job as a storyteller?0
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It had a fin-tastic imagination!
What do koi fish look for in a partner?0
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Someone to share a deep pond with!
What did the flirtatious koi fish say to the goldfish?0
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You're quite the catch!
Why did the koi fish blush?0
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It saw the tadpoles making out!
How did the koi fish perform in the talent show?0
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It was quite carpy!
Why did the koi fish decide to get into stand-up comedy?0
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It heard it had a great stage presence!
What do you call a koi fish that loves to gossip?0
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A little koi-tale!
How did the koi fish respond when asked if it wanted a date?0
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I'm already in a pond relationship!