50+ Duck Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Looking for a quacking good time? Dive into our pond of hilarious duck jokes that will make you quack up. Whether you're a kid looking for fun or a teacher seeking classroom laughs, our feathered friends have you covered!
GENERATE MORE DUCK JOKESWhy did the duck join the nudist colony?0
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Because he heard they had free quacks.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance?0
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A quack dancer.
Why was the duck frustrated with its internet connection?0
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It kept getting too many bills.
How do ducks make decisions?0
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They flip a duckcoin.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a cow?0
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Milk and quackers.
Why did the duck go to the psychiatrist?0
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It had quack-related trauma.
What do you call a duck that's addicted to gambling?0
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A duckin' addict.
Why did the duck break up with his girlfriend?0
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She was always getting in his pond.
What did one duck say to the other duck at the bar?0
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Put it on my bill.
Why do ducks always have feathers in their hair?0
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Because they can never find a good 'hair' day.
Why did the duck bring a pencil to the party?0
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In case he wanted to draw some attention!
What do you call a group of ducks hanging out?0
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A quack pack!
Why did the duck join a gym?0
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To get a better waddle!
What did the duck say to the waiter?0
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Put it on my bill!
Why did the duck get kicked out of the comedy club?0
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He kept quacking up the audience!
What do you call a duck on drugs?0
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A quackhead!
Why did the duck start a band?0
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He had the bill for music!
What do you call a detective duck?0
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A private quacker!
Why was the duck put in jail?0
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For selling quack paraphernalia!
What's a duck's favorite game to play?0
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Duck, Duck, Goose! Or should it be Duck, Duck, DUCK?
Why did the duck join a strip club?0
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Because it heard they had great bills!
What do you call a group of ducks in a therapy session?0
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Quack addicts!
Why was the duck kicked out of the comedy club?0
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Its jokes were too fowl!
What did the duck say to the waiter at the restaurant?0
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Put it on my bill!
Why was the duck constantly talking during thRESPONSEs Steak-ups! 0
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With a little
Why was the duck constantly talking during therapy?0
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It had too many bills to quack!
What happened to the duck who became a boxer?0
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It was quacked in the first round!
How does a duck organize a party?0
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It sends out the duck-invitations!
Why do ducks have feathers?0
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To cover their butt-quack!
What do you call a duck that loves classical music?0
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A quack-inov!
Why did the duck join a band?0
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He heard they had a wicked quack section.
What do you call a duck who loves to surf?0
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A quack addict.
How does a duck flirt?0
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He quacks a joke.
What did the duck say to the bartender?0
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Put it on my bill.
Why was the duck kicked out of the bar?0
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He couldn't hold his beak.
What's a duck's favorite type of movie?0
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A chick flick.
Why did the duck bring a map to the pond?0
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He didn't want to quack a wrong turn.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance?0
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A quack-tion hero.
Why do ducks have feathers?0
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To cover their butt quacks.
What did the duck detective say to his partner?0
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Let's quack this case wide open.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?0
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Put it on my bill!
Why did the duck get arrested?0
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He was suspected of selling quack.
Why did the duck join the police force?0
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Because he wanted to quack down criminals!
What do you call a duck that loves to dance?0
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A quack dancer!
Why do ducks have tail feathers?0
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To cover their butt-quacks!
How does a duck buy lipstick?0
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She just puts it on her bill!
Why did the duck go to the doctor?0
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Because he was feeling a little down.
Why do ducks make terrible lawyers?0
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Their arguments always seem a bit quacked.
What do you call a duck that steals?0
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A robber ducky!
Why was the duck a bad stand-up comedian?0
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His jokes always sounded fowl.