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40+ Pug Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the ultimate pug joke destination! Get ready to wag your tail with over 40 hilarious pug jokes that will make kids, teachers, and pug enthusiasts alike howl with laughter. From puns to playful anecdotes, our collection will brighten your day and keep you entertained for hours. Unleash the fun and dive into the world of pug humor today!

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    Why did the pug get kicked out of the comedy club?
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    Because his barks were too ruff!
    What did the pug say to the hot dog?
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    You're the wurst!
    Why was the pug asked to leave the party?
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    He kept sniffing all the butts!
    How does a pug clean his house?
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    With a pooper scooper!
    What do you call a pug magician?
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    A pugician!
    Why did the pug start a band?
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    He wanted to play some ruff tunes!
    What's a pug's favorite TV show?
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    Bark-er's Dozen!
    How do pugs communicate underwater?
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    With subwoofers!
    Why couldn't the pug find a date?
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    He was too paw-ky!
    What do you call a pug that does stand-up comedy?
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    A puglist!
    Why did the pug wear a tuxedo to the party?
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    He wanted to impress the 'bitches'.
    Why did the pug bring a ladder to the bar?
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    Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
    How does a pug style its hair for a party?
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    With a pug-nificant amount of gel!
    What do you call a pug that's a fluent speaker of multiple languages?
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    A polyglot pup!
    Why did the pug start a band?
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    Because he had a great set of paws!
    What did the pug say to his crush at the park?
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    I find you paw-sitively fetching!
    Why do pugs make terrible poker players?
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    Because they always show their tell-tail signs!
    How do pugs like their coffee?
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    With a little bit of woof cream!
    What does a pug order at a sushi restaurant?
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    Pug roll, hold the wasabi!
    Why did the pug go to school?
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    To improve his bark-tering skills!
    Why did the pug join a band?
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    He heard they were looking for a lead ruffer.
    How did the pug break the internet?
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    He posted a paw-some selfie!
    What does a pug do for fun on weekends?
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    Sniff out some 'bitches'.
    Why was the pug invited to the fancy party?
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    He knew how to 'pawty' hard.
    What do you call two pugs stuck together?
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    A 'snug' with a 'pug'.
    Why did the pug become a detective?
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    He wanted to solve the 'bark' mystery.
    How does a pug prepare for a job interview?
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    By practicing perfect 'pawfessionalism'.
    What do you get when you cross a pug with a unicorn?
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    A magical creature that farts rainbows!
    Why did the pug refuse to play hide and seek?
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    He always gives himself away with his cute snorts.
    How did the pug get hired at the bakery?
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    He had a nose for sniffing out fresh buns!
    Why did the pug bring a ruler to the party?
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    To measure up to everyone's expectations!
    What did the pug say to the annoying cat?
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    Paws off, furball!
    How does a pug send secret messages?
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    By bark-ode!
    Why was the pug always the life of the party?
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    Because he knew how to wag a tail... and a story!
    What did the pug do when offered a treat?
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    He took it with a pinch of pug humor!
    Why did the pug refuse to play hide and seek?
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    Because finding him was a 'ruff' task for everyone!
    How did the pug solve the puzzle?
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    He sniffed out the missing piece... behind the couch!
    What did the pug say when he encountered a mirror?
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    You're looking 'pug'-licious today, my friend!
    Why was the pug banned from the comedy club?
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    He kept 'pug'-in' everyone's leg... for laughs!
    How did the pug react to his high-pitched neighbor?
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    He howled out of tune to give him a 'ruff' time back!