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7+ Coffee Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

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    Why do coffee beans never seem to work late?
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    They're too busy grinding all morning to keep their perky reputation.
    Why don’t coffee secrets ever last?
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    Because they are always bean spilled!
    How does a coffee bean get flirty?
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    It makes sure to give you a subtle grind.
    Why did the espresso keep checking its watch during a date?
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    It was pressed for time and didn’t want to let the pressure brew.
    What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym?
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    The French press.
    Why did the espresso break up with the latte?
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    Because it couldn't handle the steamy relationship!
    Why did the coffee file a police report?
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    It got mugged every morning!