50+ Popcorn Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Love popcorn? Get ready to laugh with our corny collection of popcorn jokes! Whether you're a popcorn addict or just enjoy a good giggle, these jokes are sure to pop a smile on your face!
GENERATE MORE POPCORN JOKESWhy did the popcorn go see a therapist?0
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It couldn't handle the pressure!
What did the kernels do when the movie got too scary?0
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They popped right out of there!
Why did the popcorn break up with the melted butter?0
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It found out it was just too greasy!
How does popcorn flirt at a party?0
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It pops out of nowhere and steals the spotlight!
What did the popcorn say to its date?0
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You've got me feeling all buttery inside!
Why did the popcorn refuse to share its snacks?0
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It was just too popped up in itself!
What do you call an untrustworthy piece of popcorn?0
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A kernel of deceit!
Why did the corn refuse to pop into popcorn?0
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It wanted to be a-maize-ing in its own way!
What did the popcorn major in at college?0
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Kernel-ology!
Why did the popcorn think it was a celebrity?0
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It was always getting paparazzi-corn!
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?0
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It was tired of getting roasted in the microwave.
Why did the popcorn break up with the butter?0
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It couldn't handle the heat!
Why did the popcorn go to the party?0
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Because it heard they were popping bottles!
Why did the popcorn file a police report?0
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It was assaulted at the movies!
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?0
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It couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
What do you call an angry kernel of popcorn?0
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A popcorn-erupter.
How does popcorn break up with someone?0
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It pops the question and then kernels out.
Why was the popcorn cold at the party?0
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Because it lost its heat kernel.
Why did the popcorn break up with the butter?0
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It couldn't handle the slippery situation.
What do you call a popcorn that tells jokes?0
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A pop-comedian.
Why do popcorns never play hide and seek?0
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Because they are always getting corn-ered.
How do you fix a broken popcorn maker?0
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With a butter knife.
What did the popcorn say to the movie theater?0
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I'm just here to add a little 'pop' to your show.
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?0
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It couldn't handle the pressure of popping all the time!
What did the popcorn say to the butter?0
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You've really melted my heart.
How do you make a popcorn feel good about itself?0
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Give it a kernel of confidence.
Why was the popcorn blushing?0
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It saw the microwave naked.
Why was the popcorn always getting in trouble?0
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It had a kernel of mischief.
What do you call a nervous popcorn?0
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A shaker corn!
Why did the popcorn break up with the soda?0
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It was tired of being left on the side.
Why did the corn refuse to be turned into popcorn?0
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It said 'I want to stay corny.'
What did one popcorn kernel say to the other?0
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Don't pop into my personal space!
How did the popcorn propose to the kernel?0
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With a ring of fire!
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?0
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It couldn't handle the heat in the microwave!
What did the naughty popcorn say to the kernel?0
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You make me feel all buttered up inside.
Why did the popcorn file a lawsuit?0
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It was tired of being popped!
How do you make a popcorn's day?0
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Butter it up and watch a movie together.
What happened when the popcorn refused to be eaten?0
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It staged a kernel rebellion!
Why did the popcorn break up with the soda?0
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It couldn't handle its fizzy personality.
How did the popcorn lose weight?0
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It started doing more popping squats!
What did one popcorn kernel say to the other?0
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I don't like the way you pop!
How does a popcorn like to unwind after a long day?0
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By taking a hot butter bath.
Why did the popcorn go to school?0
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It wanted to get a kernel-ledge education!
Why did the popcorn break up with the butter?0
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It said it needed some space.
What did the popcorn say to the movie theater?0
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I'm popping in for a good time.
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?0
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It had too many kernels of doubt.
How do you know when popcorn is in a bad mood?0
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It's a little salty.
What did the popcorn say to the kernel?0
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Don't be so corny.
Why did the popcorn go to the party alone?0
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It didn't want to share the spotlight.
What do you call a group of popcorn that performs in a band?0
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Kernel Chaos.