50+ Merman Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Dive into a sea of laughter with our fin-tastic collection of merman jokes! Unleash waves of giggles and make a splash with these hilarious underwater humor nuggets. Get ready to embark on a laughter voyage that'll have you hooked!
GENERATE MORE MERMAN JOKESWhy did the merman refuse to wear pants?0
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Because he didn't want to constrict his shellfish!
What did the merman say to the attractive fish?0
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Hey, are you trawling for a good time?
Why did the merman get kicked out of the seafood restaurant?0
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He kept trying to scale the walls!
How does a merman style his hair?0
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With a sea-urchin brush!
Why did the merman start a band?0
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He heard they were great at scales!
What does a merman use to style his beard?0
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Barnacle wax!
What did the merman say when he won the lottery?0
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Now I can finally afford that submarine I've been eyeing!
Why did the merman start working out?0
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To get that killer whale-body!
What's a merman's favorite dance move?0
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The salmon shuffle!
Why did the merman get into an argument with the octopus?0
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The octopus was being too inkful!
Why did the merman break up with his girlfriend?0
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She found out he was using his fishtail to swim in more than one pond.
How does a merman keep in shape?0
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He does seaweed-aerobics.
What's a merman's favorite party trick?0
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The ol' 'slippery when wet' dance move.
Why was the merman banned from the aquarium?0
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He was propositioning the fish for a mussel-y good time.
What do you call a merman who's always running late?0
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A tardy-sea.
Why did the merman wear seashells over his ears?0
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To drown out the sound of his nagging sea-wife.
What do mermaids say when they bump into a merman?0
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Oh Neptune, sorry for the tailgating!
How do you know when a merman is lying?0
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His nose grows like a swordfish.
Why don't mermaids date mermen with large seashells?0
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They're afraid he's compensating for something.
What did the merman say to his therapist?0
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I'm feeling a bit out of plaice lately.
Why did the merman break up with his girlfriend?0
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Because she kept clamming up!
How does a merman pick up women?0
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With his fishy charm!
What did the merman say when he saw a beautiful fish?0
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I'm hooked!
Why was the merman confident in crowded waters?0
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Because he had a massive fin-print!
What did the merman bring to the date?0
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A netflix and krill!
Why did the merman become a detective?0
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He heard there were plenty of fishy suspects!
Why do mermaids adore merman's jokes?0
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Because they're all a-salt and krilling!
How does a merman tell time?0
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With an algae-bruh!
What do you get if you cross a merman and a vampire?0
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Count Fintacula!
Why do merman always wear seashells?0
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Because they can clam up at any time!
Why did the merman wear seashells over his private parts?0
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Because the ocean is full of perverts.
What do you call a merman with a killer sense of humor?0
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A prankster fish.
Why did the merman break up with his girlfriend?0
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She caught him checking out the mermaids.
How did the merman respond when asked about his love life?0
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He said, 'It's reel complicated.'
What do merman use to impress the ladies?0
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Their barnacle-covered abs.
What did the merman say to the sailor trying to catch him?0
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You can't 'sea' me!
Why did the merman start a band?0
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He wanted to be the bassist in more than one way.
What do merman always keep in their pockets?0
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Scales... for measuring up.
Why did the merman become a lifeguard?0
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He wanted to save bikini-clad swimmers from drowning... in his love.
What's a merman's favorite pickup line?0
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'Are you a net? Because I'm caught in your web of beauty.'
Why did the merman break up with his girlfriend?0
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She kept clamming up.
What did the merman bring to the beach party?0
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Seashells... and a killer fin.
How does a merman keep in shape?0
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He does a lot of water aerobics and scales back on the junk food.
Why did the merman wear a wetsuit to the party?0
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He didn't want to make waves.
What's a merman's favorite pickup line?0
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Are you a sea lion? Because I can't stop barking at you.
What do merman dads say to their kids?0
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Don't be shellfish, share your sea toys.
Why don't merman drive cars?0
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They always end up fishtailing.
Why don't merman have many friends?0
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They're too shellfish.
What's a merman's favorite type of music?0
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Shoal music.
What's a merman's favorite part of a date?0
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The wave goodbye.