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50+ Crow Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Looking for a murderously good time? Dive into our nest of hilarious crow jokes that will have you cawing with laughter. Whether you're a bird enthusiast or just looking for a beak-tastic time, these jokes will have you flying high!

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    Why was the crow kicked out of the comedy show?
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    Because it kept stealing the punchlines!
    What do you call a group of crows taking a selfie?
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    A murder captured on film!
    Why did the crow refuse to work as a banker?
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    It couldn't deal with all the crowns!
    How do crows tell time?
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    With a crowck!
    Why don't crows ever get into arguments?
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    They always crowcide to avoid confrontation!
    What did the crow say to its date?
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    You look crow-tastically beautiful tonight!
    Why do crows always hang out in gangs?
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    Because they're all about that 'beak life'!
    What do you call a crow with a sense of humor?
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    A crowmedy genius!
    Why was the crow feeling lonely?
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    It was going through a 'crow-cial' crisis!
    What's a crow's favorite type of music?
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    Caw'n'roll, of course!
    Why did the crow join a gang?
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    To beak up some trouble.
    What do you call a group of crows on a night out?
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    A murder mystery party.
    How do crows communicate their relationship status?
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    They update their murder status.
    Why are crows such great comedians?
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    They have a murderously good sense of humor.
    Why did the crow get kicked out of the comedy club?
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    It kept caw-medically heckling the other birds.
    How did the crow get in trouble with the law?
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    It was caught crow-napping.
    Why was the crow always the life of the party?
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    Because it knew how to fly under the radar.
    What do you call a crow that's always hitting on other birds?
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    A smooth criminal.
    Why did the crow break up with its partner?
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    It wanted some murder-ation.
    What's a crow's favorite movie genre?
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    Murder mysteries, of course.
    Why did the crow break up with its partner?
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    It felt they were just murder-suited for each other.
    What do you call a group of crows watching a horror movie?
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    A murder mystery night.
    How do crows stay up to date on the latest gossip?
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    They follow the murder tweets.
    Why did the crow carry an alarm clock everywhere?
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    To always be on crow time.
    What do crows use to send messages to each other?
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    Crow-spiders.
    Why did the crow bring a magnifying glass to the crime scene?
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    To look for some crow clues.
    What do you call a dramatic crow?
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    A theater murder.
    Why did the crow get kicked out of the magic show?
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    It kept cawing the tricks.
    How do you make a crow blush?
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    Tell it a beak-ing love poem.
    Why do crows like to hang out in cemeteries?
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    They find it to be quite crow-mantic.
    Why did the crow get kicked out of the murder?
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    Because he kept pecking the wrong berries.
    What did the crow say to his partner after a rough day scavenging?
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    I need a murder-suicide pact.
    Why did the crow go to therapy?
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    To cope with his murder addiction.
    How did the crow become a famous magician?
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    He mastered the disappearing act by disposing of evidence.
    Why was the crow banned from the library?
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    He kept returning the books with bite marks.
    What's a crow's favorite festival?
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    The Uncrowvention.
    Why did the crow cross the road?
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    To prove he wasn't just a flight risk.
    What's a crow's go-to pickup line?
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    Are you a landfill? Because I want to keep coming back to you.
    Why did the crow bring a knife to the fight?
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    To stab his competitors in the back.
    How does a crow ask for directions?
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    Can you point me towards the nearest suspiciously unattended shiny object?
    Why did the crow get kicked out of the bar?
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    Because he kept trying to pick up chicks.
    What do you call a group of crows that love to party?
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    A murder mystery.
    Why did the crow bring a toothbrush to the party?
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    To clean his caws.
    How did the crow repay his debts?
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    By using crow-dit cards.
    What do you get when you cross a crow with a snake?
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    A feather boa.
    Why did the crow join a jazz band?
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    To improve his caw improvisation.
    What did the crow say when it got caught stealing?
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    I was just
    Why did the crow refuse to share its food?
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    Because sharing is for the birds.
    What's a crow's favorite type of music?
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    Caw-ntry music.
    How did the crow outsmart the detective?
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    By laying a false beak.