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50+ Mango Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Hey there! Get ready for a peel-arious time with our juicy collection of mango jokes. From fruity puns to sweet laughs, this is the zest you need to brighten your day!

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    Why did the mango break up with the papaya?
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    They were too juicy for each other.
    How do you cheer up a sad mango?
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    Tell it a sweet joke.
    What do you call a confident mango?
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    A mangonificent fruit.
    Why don't mangoes ever get into arguments?
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    Because they always make peace before it gets sour.
    Why was the mango invited to the party?
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    It was a real peach.
    What did the banana say to the flirty mango?
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    Stop being such a smoothie.
    Why did the mango go to the doctor?
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    It wasn't peeling well.
    How do mangoes communicate?
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    They send papayagrams.
    What did the gossiping mango say?
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    I heard it through the vine.
    Why did the mango go to therapy?
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    It couldn't deal with its emotional baggage.
    Why did the mango go to the singles bar?
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    To find a date with a peachy personality!
    What did the mango say to the banana?
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    You're a-peeling to me!
    How do you make a mango blush?
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    Tell it an apricot joke!
    What do you get when you cross a mango with a comedian?
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    A fruit that loves a good punchline!
    Why did the mango break up with the orange?
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    It couldn't handle the citrus-y drama!
    What do you call a mango that's in a hurry?
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    A quickie fruit!
    How does a mango apologize?
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    It says 'I'm sorry, that's just the way I peel!'
    Why was the mango so popular at the party?
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    Because it knew how to dance the salsa!
    What did the grape say when the mango stepped on it?
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    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
    How do you make a mango explode?
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    Tell it that pineapples are the superior fruit!
    Why did the mango try extreme sports?
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    It wanted to get out of its comfort zone and go out on a limb!
    Why did the mango go to therapy?
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    Because it had some serious peelings.
    What did the mango say to the papaya?
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    You're really a-peeling.
    How do you win a mango's heart?
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    Promise to never juice and go.
    Why did the mango break up with the banana?
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    It found someone more a-peel-ing.
    What did one mango say to the juice bar?
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    I'm ripe for the picking.
    Why did the orange break up with the mango?
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    The mango was too cheeky.
    What's a mango's favorite pick-up line?
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    How do you like them mangos?
    Why was the mango blushing?
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    It saw the peach naked.
    What do you call a romantic mango?
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    A smoothie operator.
    How does a mango apologize?
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    It says, 'I'm sorry for the way I split.'
    Why did the mango break up with the papaya?
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    Because it couldn't handle the tropical heat!
    How does a mango apologize?
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    By saying 'I'm sowwy!'
    What did the mango say to the banana?
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    You drive me bananas!
    Why did the mango refuse to play cards?
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    Because it was tired of being in a 'peel'!
    What's a mango's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you a fruit? Because I find you a-peeling!
    Why did the mango go to therapy?
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    To work through its seed issues!
    What do you call a sad mango?
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    A down in the dumps fruit!
    How did the mango propose to the peach?
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    With a ring made of pineapple!
    Why was the mango always invited to parties?
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    Because it knew how to 'juice' things up!
    What did the mango say to the watermelon?
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    You're one in a 'melon'!
    Why did the mango break up with the papaya?
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    Because it couldn't handle the papaya's drama.
    How did the mango propose to the pineapple?
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    It got down on one knee and said, 'Let's make a fruity commitment.'
    What did the mango say to the bartender?
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    Just mix me up with some tequila and call me a mango-rita.
    Why was the mango blushing?
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    It saw the peach wearing a revealing outfit.
    How does a mango keep in shape?
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    By doing the mango-robics workout.
    Why did the banana break up with the mango?
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    It couldn't handle the mango's sweet talk.
    Why did the orange throw a party for the mango?
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    Because it heard the mango was a-peeling.
    What did the mango say after a bad date?
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    That was a real pit-iful experience.
    Why did the kiwi refuse to work with the mango?
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    Because the mango was too much of a fruit loop.