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50+ Pineapple Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Ready to add some laughter to your day? Dive into a world of fruity fun with our pineapple jokes collection! From silly puns to hilarious one-liners, get ready to giggle with every juicy punchline.

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    Why did the pineapple go to the doctor?
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    It was feeling a little run down.
    Why did the pineapple go to the beach?
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    To get a little tan-gerine.
    What do you call a promiscuous pineapple?
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    A frisky fruit.
    How did the pineapple propose?
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    With a ring pop.
    Why did the pineapple break up with the coconut?
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    It couldn't handle its tough exterior.
    Why did the pineapple get in trouble at school?
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    It was caught juicing.
    What did the pineapple say to the kiwi?
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    You're one in a melon.
    Why did the pineapple get invited to all the parties?
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    Because it's always the life of the fruit punch.
    How does the pineapple like to flirt?
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    With a little vitamin see you later.
    What do you call a pineapple at a poker game?
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    A high-stakes fruit.
    Why did the pineapple break up with the banana?
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    Because it found a better pair.
    What did the pineapple say to the lime?
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    I'm sweet, but you're 'a-peelin'!
    Why did the pineapple go to the doctor?
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    It wasn't peelin' well.
    How does a pineapple answer the phone?
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    Pineapple 'hello' with a fruity twist.
    What's a pineapple's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you a pineapple? Because you're a fine-apple!
    Why did the pineapple go to the party alone?
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    Because it couldn't find a date.
    How does a pineapple party?
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    It shakes its maracas!
    What did the pineapple say to the coconut?
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    I like your shell, but I'm the real fruit here.
    Why was the pineapple so embarrassed?
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    It heard someone call it 'picky-apple'.
    How did the pineapple become a comedian?
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    It had some 'punch'lines up its sleeve.
    What did the mommy pineapple say to the baby pineapple?
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    You're getting 'juicier' every day!
    Why did the pineapple break up with the coconut?
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    Because the coconut couldn't handle its prickly attitude!
    What did one pineapple say to the other pineapple at the nudist beach?
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    You're looking a bit 'exotic' today, darling!
    How do you get a pineapple pregnant?
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    You give it a pineapple ring!
    Why did the pineapple refuse to play any sports?
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    It didn't want to get juiced!
    What happens when a pineapple wants to break up with you?
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    It sends you a 'prick'ly message!
    Why did the pineapple go to the party wearing a tutu?
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    It wanted to feel 'Tutu-Tropical'!
    How did the pineapple propose to its partner?
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    With a ring made of dried pineapple slices!
    Why did the pineapple join the gym?
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    It heard there were some 'juicy fruits' working out there!
    What do you call a pineapple who loves to gamble?
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    A 'pineapple-pleaser'!
    Why did the pineapple try its hand at stand-up comedy?
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    It wanted to show off its 'topical' humor!
    Why did the pineapple go to the party?
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    Because it heard the drinks were getting juicy!
    What did the flirtatious pineapple say to the cherry?
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    You're looking real a-peel-ing tonight.
    How did the pineapple propose to the strawberry?
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    With a ring made of fruit loops!
    Why did the pineapple break up with the grape?
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    It couldn't handle the sour grapes!
    What do you call an angry pineapple?
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    A sour-apple.
    Why did the pineapple get in trouble at school?
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    It was too fruity during class.
    How does a pineapple communicate with the melon?
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    By sending a 🍍-gram.
    What's a pineapple's favorite type of music?
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    Jam-rock.
    Why did the pineapple buy a boat?
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    To sail the seven seas and find its true fruit love.
    What did the pineapple say to the watermelon on their first date?
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    I find you one in a melon.
    Why did the pineapple break up with the banana?
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    Because it found someone better to 'eat'.
    What did the pineapple say to the watermelon at the beach?
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    I'm 'spear' you're enjoying the sun!
    What's a pineapple's favorite type of music?
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    Juicy Fruit.
    How did the pineapple respond when asked about its wild party last night?
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    It was a 'juice' fest.
    Why was the pineapple embarrassed at the grocery store?
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    Because it saw the bananas 'peeling' at it.
    What did the pineapple say to the bartender at the cocktail party?
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    'Mix' me a drink, I'm feeling tropical.
    What did the pineapple write on its dating profile?
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    Looking for someone to 'squeeze' the best out of me.
    Why did the pineapple get a job at the farm?
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    It wanted to be a 'pine' apple.
    What did the pineapple do to prepare for its big date?
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    It put on its 'smooth'est skin.