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50+ Squirrel Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the nutty world of squirrel jokes! Get ready to go nuts with laughter as you explore our collection of hilarious jokes about these furry acrobats of the tree-tops. Whether you're a squirrel enthusiast or just looking for some fun entertainment, our jokes will have you cracking up like a squirrel cracking a nut!

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    Why did the squirrel wear a mask?
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    To go nuts without being recognized!
    What do you call a squirrel with attitude?
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    A snappy dresser!
    How does a squirrel welcome guests?
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    With acorns and hospitality!
    Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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    To reach the higher nuts!
    Why did the squirrel get a cellphone?
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    For those important acorn-tations!
    How do squirrels navigate in the city?
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    They use Google Seeds!
    Why did the squirrel start a band?
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    It wanted to rock out with its nuts out!
    What's a squirrel's favorite dance move?
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    The Nutty Shuffle!
    How does a squirrel get the ladies?
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    By showing off its bushy tail!
    Why don't squirrels trust fences?
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    They find them a bit squirrelly!
    Why did the squirrel bring a hacksaw to the tree?
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    To cut down on nuts!
    How do squirrels stay warm in winter?
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    They curl up by the fireplace and watch 'Nutflix'.
    What did the squirrel say to its lawyer?
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    I'm tired of this nutty litigation!
    Why do squirrels always look so sneaky?
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    Because they're hoarding nuts from the IRS!
    What do you call a group of squirrels introverts?
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    Acorn-coles
    How do squirrels keep their finances in check?
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    They squirrel away their savings!
    Why did the squirrel get sent to detention?
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    For cracking too many nuts in class!
    What do you do if a squirrel tries to steal your partner?
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    File a restraining order for 'rodent' behavior!
    Why did the squirrel join the glam rock band?
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    To become a rockstar by selling acorn albums!
    How does a squirrel introduce itself at a party?
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    Hi, I'm nuts about you and my tail's real 'bushy' too!
    Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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    Because he heard the drinks were on the roof!
    What do you call a squirrel that loves to gamble?
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    A high-stakes rodent!
    How do you catch a squirrel in your house?
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    Act like a nut!
    Why did the squirrel refuse to use the internet?
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    He didn't want to get caught in the world wide web!
    What did the squirrel say to his therapist?
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    I'm nuts about you!
    Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree?
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    He was ready for a permanent vacation!
    What do you call a squirrel with a sweet tooth?
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    A nutella lover!
    How do you make a squirrel stop napping?
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    Tickle his nuts!
    Why did the squirrel sign up for yoga classes?
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    He wanted to master the tree pose!
    What's a squirrel's favorite type of game show?
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    The Nut Price is Right!
    Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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    To get to the top shelf where the good nuts are!
    What did the squirrel say to his therapist?
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    I'm nuts about you!
    What do you call a squirrel with no nuts?
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    A eunuch-squirrel!
    Why did the squirrel have a successful music career?
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    Because he knew how to go nuts on the dance floor!
    How do you know if a squirrel is cheating on you?
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    He's nuts with another squirrel!
    What's a squirrel's favorite dating app?
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    Tinder, because it's nuts!
    Why did the squirrel go to rehab?
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    He was addicted to squirrelly substances!
    Why did the squirrel become a detective?
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    Because he was great at cracking nuts and cases!
    How do you catch a squirrel in Walmart?
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    Hide in the nuts section and wait for a sale!
    Why was the squirrel always late to work?
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    He kept getting caught in traffic with the nuts hoarders!
    Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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    To get to the nuts at the top shelf!
    What do you call a squirrel who's always gossiping?
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    A bushy-tailed blabbermouth!
    How do you make a squirrel stop in its tracks?
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    Just yell 'NUTS!' and watch it go crazy!
    Why did the squirrel join the gym?
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    To work on those acorn-sized biceps!
    What did the squirrel say when it found a cozy nut to sleep on?
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    'This bed is nuts!'
    What's a squirrel's favorite type of music?
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    Heavy metal... nuts!
    Why did the squirrel always win at poker?
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    Because it had the best poker face in the forest!
    How do you know if a squirrel is a morning squirrel?
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    It's the one chasing the espresso beans!
    What do you call a squirrel who's always hoarding snacks?
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    A chipmunk in disguise!
    Why did the squirrel never finish college?
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    It kept dropping its nuts and acorn-demic performance suffered!