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50+ Goblin Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Get ready to giggle with our goblin joke collection! From mischievous pranks to funny riddles, these jokes are perfect for kids and goblin enthusiasts alike.

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    Why did the goblin go to couples therapy?
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    He had commitment issues with his goblin-wife.
    What do you call a goblin who's good at math?
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    A fraction goblin.
    Why did the goblin refuse to play poker with the elves?
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    He suspected they were cheating with their sleight of hand.
    What do you get when you cross a goblin with a cat?
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    A furry little troublemaker that knocks things off shelves.
    How did the goblin break his smartphone?
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    He dropped it in a dark dungeon and couldn't find it with his night vision.
    Why did the goblin get fired from his job at the bakery?
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    He kept eating all the dough before it could be baked.
    What do goblins use to style their hair?
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    Troll-gel.
    How did the goblin pay for his new car?
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    He put a bit of himself down for a goblinpayment plan.
    Why do goblins make terrible waiters?
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    They always drop the goblin soup.
    What do goblins say when they're surprised?
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    Gob-Blimey!
    Why did the goblin bring a ladder to the party?
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    Because he heard the drinks were high up!
    What do goblins use to style their hair?
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    Fairy hairspray!
    How do goblins prefer their coffee?
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    Monstrously brewed!
    Why did the goblin break up with his girlfriend?
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    She caught him goblin' her cookies!
    What do you call a goblin who is a good cook?
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    A gour-maggoblin!
    What's a goblin's favorite type of music?
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    Rock goblin roll!
    Why did the goblin start a vegetable garden?
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    He heard it was the root of all evil!
    How do goblins like to spend their weekends?
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    Going clubbing in the forest!
    What do you call a goblin who loves to dance?
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    A boogie monster!
    Why was the goblin always so sleepy?
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    Because he stayed up all night goblin' snacks!
    Why did the goblin go to therapy?
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    To deal with his elf-esteem issues.
    What do you call a goblin who loves to party?
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    A goblinizer.
    Why did the goblin break up with his girlfriend?
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    She tried to change him, but he was goblin enough as he was.
    How do goblins prefer to communicate?
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    Gobbledegook.
    What did the goblin say when he won the lottery?
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    Goblin' I'm rich!
    Why do goblins make terrible comedians?
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    Their jokes are too goblin obscure.
    What do you call a goblin chef?
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    A goblinero.
    Why was the goblin always getting lost?
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    He had a terrible goblin sense of direction.
    What's a goblin's favorite type of music?
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    Gobble-rock.
    How do goblins like to relax after a long day?
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    With a goblin' bath bomb, of course.
    Why did the goblin break up with his girlfriend?
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    She caught him goblin' other women.
    What do you call a goblin who loves spicy food?
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    A jalapeño goblin.
    Why did the goblin bring a ladder to the bar?
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    He heard the drinks were on the house.
    How did the goblin impress his date?
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    He showed her his treasure chest.
    Why did the goblin go to therapy?
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    To work on his goblin' problems.
    What's a goblin's favorite type of dance?
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    The monster mash.
    Why did the goblin apply for a job at the bakery?
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    He wanted to become a pie goblin.
    How does a goblin apologize to his friends?
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    He gives them a goblin hug.
    What do you get when you cross a goblin with a ghost?
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    A boo-tiful creature.
    Why did the goblin bring a plant to the party?
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    To blend in with the shrub goblins.
    Why did the goblin get kicked out of the tavern?
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    He kept giving everyone the wrong shots.
    What did the goblin say when he was caught stealing candy?
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    I'm just trying to sweeten my ugly mug!
    How did the goblin react when he saw his reflection for the first time?
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    He realized why he wasn't getting any swipes on Tinder.
    Why did the goblin start a skincare line?
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    To prove that even goblins can glow up.
    What's a goblin's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to explore your depths.
    Why did the goblin join the gym?
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    To work on his goblin gains and steal some hearts.
    What did the goblin do when he found out he had a doppelgänger?
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    He challenged him to a beauty contest.
    How does a goblin apologize?
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    With a goblin up my pride and a hug.
    What's a goblin's favorite dance move?
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    The awkward shuffle with a spritz of charm.
    How did the goblin become a master thief?
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    He always had a knack for goblin' stuff without getting caught.