50+ Swallow Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Hey there! Ready to dive into a world of hilarious swallow jokes that will tickle your funny bone? Whether you're a bird lover, a joke enthusiast, or just looking for a good laugh, we've got you covered with the best swallow jokes around!
GENERATE MORE SWALLOW JOKESWhy did the bird refuse to swallow?0
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It had a fear of commitment.
What did the bird say when it couldn't swallow the pill?0
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This is just too hard to swallow.
Why did the teacher swallow a dictionary?0
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So she could speak with a higher vocabulary.
How do you make a bird swallow?0
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Put it in front of a mirror and tell it there's a mating call coming from behind.
Why did the pigeon refuse to swallow the medicine?0
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It preferred a more natural coo-ing method.
What's the difference between a raven and a swallow?0
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One croaks while the other swallows.
Why did the parrot refuse to swallow the worm?0
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It was a vegan pirate.
How does a bird swallow a frog?0
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Headfirst to avoid the legs kicking.
Why did the seagull spit out the fish it swallowed?0
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It realized it had a fin stuck in its throat.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat with a swallow?0
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A blood-thirsty bird with a taste for necks.
Why did the bird refuse to do the heimlich maneuver?0
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Because it was too chicken to help a swallow!
What did the bartender say to the swallow who walked into the bar?0
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Sorry, we don't serve aerial species here!
How do you know when a swallow is being dishonest?0
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It's easy to catch them in a fib... they can't swallow their lies!
Why did the anatomy textbook refuse to talk about swallows?0
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Because it didn't want to cover the throat-y details!
What do you call a swallow with a good sense of humor?0
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A comedi-swallow!
Why did the magician struggle to make a swallow disappear?0
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Because even he couldn't swallow the magic trick!
What do you get when you cross a ghost and a swallow?0
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A bird that can scare you to the bone... it's a spooky swallow!
How do swallows stay in shape?0
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They do a lot of squats... you know, to work on their swallow booties!
What did the mother bird say to her kids who refused to eat?0
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Just swallow your pride and finish your meal!
Why did the comedian swallow a dictionary?0
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So he could improve his vocabulary one gulp at a time!
Why did the bird refuse to eat?0
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Because it didn't want to swallow its pride!
Why did the frog blush when it swallowed a bug?0
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It was a was a little tongue-tied!
What did the fish say after swallowing a marble?0
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That's a little hard to digest!
Why did the snake swallow its own tail?0
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It heard it was a great way to shed some pounds!
Why do vampires prefer not to swallow garlic?0
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They don't want to have bad breath for eternity!
What do you call a bird that swallows a GPS?0
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A swallow navigator!
What did the clown do when he swallowed a broken balloon?0
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He let out a little squeak!
Why did the comedian swallow a dictionary?0
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He wanted to make a play on words!
How do you stop a parrot from swearing?0
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Teach it to swallow its words!
What did the astronaut say after swallowing a star?0
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That was an out-of-this-world experience!
Why did the bird break up with the swallow?0
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Because it couldn't handle the commitment.
What did the fish say to the swallow?0
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Nice to see you, now I sea you.
What do you call a group of swallows pretending to be flamingos?0
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A flamboyance of swallows.
Why don't swallows play hide and seek?0
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Because good luck hiding with a tail like that.
How does a swallow keep its food down?0
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With a strong stomach - nothing to spit at!
Why do swallows make terrible poker players?0
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They always give away their hand.
What did the swallow say to the owl?0
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You're a hoot, but I'm a tweet.
Why did the swallow get a job at the circus?0
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For the aerial acrobatics - it's a real soar point.
How does a swallow solve a problem?0
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With a tweet and a little 'swallow-on-the-go'.
What do you call a swallow that loves music?0
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A tweet-loving musical bird.
What do you call a swallow addicted to social media?0
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A tweet-aholic.
Why did the chicken want to learn how to swallow?0
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So it could finally cross the road without choking!
What did the biologist say about birds that never learn to swallow?0
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They're just birb-arians!
What do you call a person who can swallow the entire ocean?0
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A gulp-er!
Why don't vampires like to swallow food whole?0
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They prefer their meals with a little bite!
How did the pelican fail its swallowing audition?0
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It had a large bill to pay!
What's a squirrel's favorite way to swallow nuts?0
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With acorny sense of humor!
Why did the tell-all book by the bird about its swallowing habits become a bestseller?0
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Because it was a real page-turner!
How did the magician make the entire deck of cards disappear in one swallow?0
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It was a trick deck!
Why did the swallow decide to take up a career in opera singing?0
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It had a real flair for falsetto!