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40+ Lizard Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Welcome to the ultimate den of slithery humor – our lizard joke collection is ready to tickle your funny bone! Whether you're a reptile-loving teacher, a kid with a wild imagination, or an enthusiastic lizard enthusiast, these jokes will have you hissing with laughter. Unleash the laughter with puns, riddles, and lizard shenanigans that are perfect for any occasion!

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    Why did the lizard start a band?
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    Because he had a killer reptile section.
    What did the lizard say to his date?
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    You make my scales tingle.
    How do you make a lizard laugh?
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    Tickle his funny bone.
    Why did the lizard bring a ladder to the bar?
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    To get some highballs.
    What did one lizard say to the other after a breakup?
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    You're cold-blooded.
    Why did the lizard invite a tiger to his party?
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    To spice things up.
    How does a lizard clean its house?
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    With a reptile dysfunction.
    What did the lizard do after losing a fight?
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    He scaled back.
    Why did the lizard become a detective?
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    He always cracked the cold case.
    What's a lizard's favorite game?
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    Hide-and-go-streak.
    Why did the lizard start a band?
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    Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
    What do you call a lizard that is a spy?
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    A reptile undercover.
    Why did the lizard go to school?
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    To improve his lizardature.
    How does a lizard communicate in the dark?
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    By using a reptile phone.
    What did the lizard say to his friend after a breakup?
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    Let's tail about it.
    Why don't lizards play hide and seek?
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    Because good luck hiding when you're a giant reptile.
    What did one lizard say to the other at the beach?
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    Iguana go surfing.
    Why did the gecko take up yoga?
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    To do some lizard poses.
    What's a lizard's favorite song?
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    Reptile dysfunction.
    How did the lizard become a millionaire?
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    He started a newt-working business.
    Why did the lizard bring a stick to the party?
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    In case there was a 'tail'-gate.
    What do you call a lizard that loves to gamble?
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    A high-stakes gecko.
    How do frenemies of a lizard greet each other?
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    They say, 'Chameleon! Nice to see you!'
    Why did the lizard break up with his girlfriend?
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    She was always 'chameleon' her mind.
    What did the lizard say when he lost his tail in a bet?
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    I've been 'skinked'!
    Why was the lizard unhappy with his car insurance?
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    The policy didn't cover 'reptile dysfunction'.
    What did the lizard say when he was caught shoplifting?
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    'Iguana get out of here!'
    Why did the lizard skip leg day at the gym?
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    He didn't want 'tail' envy.
    What do you call a lizard that's a master of disguise?
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    A camouflage-eleon.
    Why did the lizard bring a ladder to the bar?
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    To 'scalectric'.
    Why did the lizard go to the doctor?
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    It had a reptile dysfunction.
    What do you call a promiscuous lizard?
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    A lounge lizard.
    Why was the lizard a terrible dancer?
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    It had two left feet... or whatever you call lizard feet.
    How do lizards communicate in a noisy crowd?
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    They use reptile language.
    What did the lizard say to the psychic?
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    You've got a reptile dysfunction.
    Why did the lizard break up with its partner?
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    It needed more space... to bask in the sun.
    What do you call a lizard who's a bad influence?
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    A bad reptile role model.
    How does a lizard pick up on social cues?
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    It reads between the scales.
    Why was the lizard always late for work?
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    It had a reptile addiction to hitting the snooze button.
    What does a lizard wear to a formal event?
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    A tailcoat, of course!