51+ Guinea Pig Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
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GENERATE MORE GUINEA PIG JOKESWhy did the guinea pig join a gym?0
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To work on its squeak peak!
What do you call a guinea pig that loves to party?0
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A squeak-aholic!
How do guinea pigs stay cool in the summer?0
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They use hamster fans!
Why did the guinea pig break up with its partner?0
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It needed some space... in its cage!
What do you call a guinea pig with a law degree?0
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A suey pig!
Why was the guinea pig always quiet at parties?0
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It didn't want to hog the mic!
How does a guinea pig answer the phone?0
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With a squeaky 'hello'!
What did one guinea pig say to the other during a race?0
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'You're really running on squeaky wheels!'
Why did the guinea pig apply for a job at the bakery?0
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It wanted to be a sugar glider!
What do you call a guinea pig that plays in a band?0
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A rock 'n' squeak star!
Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder to the party?0
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To impress the chicks.
What did the guinea pig say to the bartender?0
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I'll have a double shot of carrot juice, no fur on the rim.
How does a guinea pig keep its fur nice and fluffy?0
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By using a conditioner that's hairodynamic.
Why did the guinea pig break up with its partner?0
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They were always being too cagey for its liking.
What's a guinea pig's favorite type of music?0
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Heavy pig-metal.
Why did the guinea pig wear sunglasses to the beach?0
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To avoid getting sunburned ears; they're very sensitive!
How did the guinea pig get out of doing chores?0
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It claimed to have a bad case of procrasticavies.
What's a guinea pig's favorite movie genre?0
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Rom-comedies with lots of squeals.
Why did the guinea pig refuse to share its food?0
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Because it couldn't handle another case of 'hay' greed.
How did the guinea pig become a successful entrepreneur?0
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By always having a squeaky clean business plan.
Why did the guinea pig join a dating app?0
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To find a mate that wasn't always talking about vegetables!
What did the guinea pig say to his therapist?0
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I'm tired of being treated like a small fry!
How do guinea pigs unwind after a long day?0
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They hit the hay...literally!
Why did the guinea pig wear sunglasses?0
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To avoid being recognized by the paparazzi at the pet store!
What did the guinea pig's online dating profile say?0
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Looking for someone to share my cage, and maybe more...
Why did the guinea pig refuse to share its food?0
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Because sharing is for amateurs...I'm a pro-pig!
How did the guinea pig prepare for the dance competition?0
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By practicing the cha-cha-slide across the hay!
What's a guinea pig's favorite type of music?0
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Hip-hop...they love to wiggle those tiny hips!
Why did the guinea pig's therapist recommend exercise?0
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Because a healthy pig is a happy pig, both physically and mentally!
How did the guinea pig react to a new haircut?0
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He felt sheared delight...and a bit naked!
Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder to the party?0
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Because it heard the drinks were gonna be 'top shelf'!
Why did the guinea pig bring a stopwatch to the party?0
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To see if it could make time fly!
What did the guinea pig say to the uncooked pasta?0
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Hey, are you a noodle or an im-pasta?
How does a guinea pig find a hairdresser?0
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It just follows its curl intuition!
Why did the guinea pig become a comedian?0
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Because it had a great sense of h-humor!
What do you call a guinea pig magician?0
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A rodent of illusion!
How do guinea pigs keep the romance alive?0
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By sending each other love squeaks!
Why did the guinea pig start a band?0
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Because it always had the best ear for music!
What do you call a guinea pig with a great singing voice?0
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A soprano-pig!
How do guinea pigs keep their fur so soft?0
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They use conditioner-treats!
Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder to the party?0
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Because it heard the chips were on the top shelf!
What did the guinea pig say to its crush?0
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You're one hot tamale!
How does a guinea pig style its fur for a night out?0
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With a bale of hay spray!
Why did the guinea pig join a salsa dance class?0
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To learn some hot moves for the cage parties!
What's a guinea pig's favorite line at the bar?0
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Can I buy you a wheel of cheese?
How does a guinea pig start a romantic evening?0
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With a hearty snuggle and some classic popcorn munching!
Why did the guinea pig hire a personal trainer?0
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To finally lose the 'fluff' and get that summer bod!
What do guinea pigs do after a bad breakup?0
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They binge-watch 'The Bachelor' and devour tubs of carrots!
How does a guinea pig impress its date?0
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By reciting poetry about the wonders of kale!
Why was the guinea pig banned from the karaoke bar?0
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It kept hogging the mic to sing 'I Will Always Love Mew!'
What's a guinea pig's go-to pick-up line?0
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Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?