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50+ Olive Oil Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

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    Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen when he accidentally spilled all the olive oil?
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    He couldn't stop making oil slick moves!
    What do you call an olive-oil taster who's also a comedian?
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    An extra-virgin jokester!
    How do you know you've had too much olive oil before bedtime?
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    You dream in 4D, where you can taste the olives!
    What's a hippie's favorite way to express love to someone?
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    By offering them a massage with infused olive oil!
    Why did the olive oil go to therapy?
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    It had a hard time dealing with all the extra virgin pressure!
    Why did the olive oil refuse to play hide and seek with the other salad dressings?
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    It feared it wouldn't be good at blending in!
    What do you say when someone asks if you want more olive oil on your salad?
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    I'll take a raincheck... because it already drips enough love!
    Why was the olive oil always the center of attention at the Mediterranean party?
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    It had the best slick moves on the dance floor!
    What did the olive oil say to the salad at the end of a wild night?
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    Sorry babe, I think we need some space because things are getting too hot to handle!
    Why did the olive oil refuse to be captured in a bottle labeled 'light'?
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    Because it prided itself on being the life of the party!
    Why did the chef get arrested for using too much olive oil?
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    He was charged with oiling in public!
    What did the olive oil say to the vinegar?
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    I'm so glad we mix, we make a great dressing!
    How do you make a comedian cry with olive oil?
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    Tell them a tearable joke!
    Why did the olive-oil join a dating app?
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    It was looking for a good blend!
    What do you call a music album about olive oil?
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    Extra Virgin Hits!
    Why did the olive-oil break up with the margarine?
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    It was a slippery relationship!
    Did you hear about the olive oil that went to a bar?
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    It got so drunk, it couldn't pour itself!
    What's an olive oil's favorite movie genre?
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    Dramas, they love a good pour story!
    Why did the olive oil go to school?
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    It wanted to be well-oiled educated!
    How does olive oil learn new things?
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    It absorbs knowledge like a sponge!
    Why did the olive oil go to therapy?
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    It had too much time bottling up its emotions.
    What did the olive oil say to the fancy vinegar?
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    I'm so smooth, I make you look balsamic.
    Why did the olive oil break up with the vegetable oil?
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    It couldn't handle the ex-tra virginity.
    What did the olive oil tell the chef on a diet?
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    Don't worry, I'll make your food taste good with just a drizzle.
    How does olive oil greet its friends?
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    With a
    Why did the olive-oil go to therapy?
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    It had too many issues to p(ress) through.
    What did the olive-oil say to the balsamic vinegar?
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    Let's mix things up and create some chemistry.
    Why did the chef get fired for using olive-oil?
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    He couldn't handle the extra virginity.
    How does olive-oil handle breakups?
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    It tries to pour its heart out but ends up making a mess.
    Why did the olive-oil get a job at the comedy club?
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    To add some flavor to the punchlines.
    Why did the chef break up with the olive-oil?
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    They could never find the right temperature for their relationship.
    What did the olive-oil say to the vinegar at the party?
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    I may be smooth, but you're dressing for success.
    Why did the olive-oil go to therapy?
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    It had too many commitment issues to work through.
    How did the olive-oil win over the salad?
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    It drizzled its way into its heart.
    Why did the olive-oil start playing mind games?
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    It needed to press its own buttons for a change.
    What's the olive-oil's favorite bedtime story?
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    Fifty Shades of EVOO.
    Why was the olive-oil always the life of the party?
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    It knew how to get things sautéed.
    How did the olive-oil convince the bread to come over?
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    It whispered garlic in its ear.
    Why did the other condiments envy the olive-oil?
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    It had the golden touch in the kitchen.
    What's the olive-oil's preferred dance style?
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    Extra virgin salsa.
    Why did the olive oil go to therapy?
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    It had some serious self-esteem issues.
    What did the olive oil say to the salad?
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    I'm bringing the slippery back.
    Why was the olive oil always running late?
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    It couldn't find the time to drizzle.
    How did the olive oil propose to the balsamic vinegar?
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    With a ring made of olives.
    Why did the olive oil break up with the vegetable oil?
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    It was tired of the bland relationship.
    What's the olive oil's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you extra virgin? Because you're making me blush!
    Why did the olive oil join a gym?
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    To get that extra
    What do you call a cooking show featuring olive oil?
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    50 Shades of Olive.
    Why did the olive oil bring an umbrella to the party?
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    Just in case it started to drizzle.
    How did the olive oil feel after a long day at work?
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    Pressed.