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50+ Swan Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone

Have a quacking good time with our collection of hilarious swan jokes! From puns to one-liners, get ready to spread your wings and giggle with these feathered friends. Let's dive into a laughter pond together!

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    Why did the swan go to therapy?
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    To work through its commitment issues.
    What did the swan say to its partner during an argument?
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    I've had enough of your feathers ruffled.
    How does a swan keep its feathers so white?
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    By avoiding bird baths.
    Why did the swan get kicked out of the pond?
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    It was caught skinny dipping.
    What's a swan's favorite pickup line?
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    Are you made of swan material? Because you're stunning.
    What do you call a swan that's a smooth talker?
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    A suave swan.
    Why did the swan refuse to attend the bird party?
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    It didn't want to be the ugly duckling.
    How do swans cheer each other up?
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    With a little birdsong and a twirl of feathers.
    What's the swan's favorite game?
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    Spin the feather.
    What do you call a swan with a sense of humor?
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    A feather wit.
    Why did the swan go to therapy?
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    To deal with its commitment issues.
    What did the swan say to its therapist?
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    'I'm tired of always being the ugly duckling.'
    How do swans apologize to each other?
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    With a 'swan song' and a bouquet of pondweed.
    Why was the swan always the life of the party?
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    Because it knew how to break the ice in style.
    What do you call a swan who loves to gossip?
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    A beaky blabbermouth.
    Why did the swan get banned from the pond?
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    It was caught skinny-dipping.
    How do swans keep their long necks healthy?
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    Regularly practicing 'duck yoga'.
    What do you get when you cross a swan with a comedian?
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    A bird with impeccable timing and a flair for feathered puns.
    Why did the swan refuse to participate in the ballet?
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    It had a 'fowl' attitude about wearing tutus.
    How did the swan impress its crush?
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    With a majestic display of synchronized swimming and a flirtatious 'swan dive'.
    Why did the swan break up with the goose?
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    Because it was too much fowl play.
    What did the swan say to the handsome duck?
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    Feathers weren't the only thing ruffled.
    How did the swan deal with a messy breakup?
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    It just glided away gracefully.
    What advice did the swan give the single geese?
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    Stop winging it and find a mate already.
    Why are swans considered the ultimate lovebirds?
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    They're always about that neck action.
    What do you call a swan who's full of himself?
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    A swan-dashian.
    How did the swan react to the cheesy pickup line?
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    It just floated away, utterly unimpressed.
    Why did the swan turn down the dating offer from the flamingo?
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    It preferred someone who was less flamboyant.
    What's a swan's favorite romantic movie?
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    The Notebook, obviously.
    Why did the swan break into the beauty pageant?
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    It heard they were crowning the most elegant bird.
    Why did the swan get kicked out of the ballet?
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    It had a fowl attitude.
    What do swans use to send messages?
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    Cyber-quackery.
    What do you call a swan that's a smooth talker?
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    A swan-dude.
    Why do swans make good detectives?
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    They always follow their beak.
    How do swans apologize?
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    They say 'I'm swan sorry!'
    What's a swan's favorite ball game?
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    Waterpolo.
    Why are swans bad at poker?
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    They always show their cards.
    What kind of music do swans listen to?
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    Beak-boxing.
    What's a swan's favorite vegetable?
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    Leek.
    Why did the swan go to therapy?
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    It had too many emotional feathers to ruffle.
    Why did the swan get kicked out of the pond?
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    It was caught ducking around with the geese.
    What do you call a swan who loves to party?
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    A heavy drinker... on a lake.
    Why was the swan always invited to picnics?
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    Because it knew how to bring the bread.
    How did the swan do on its final exam?
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    It aced every 'quack'.
    What did the swan wear to the ballet?
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    Tutu much.
    Why did the swan refuse to play poker?
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    It had a bad 'beak'.
    What do you call a group of swans performing at a comedy club?
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    A 'flock' of jokes.
    How does a swan pay for its bills?
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    With 'bill' money.
    Why do swans make terrible detectives?
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    Because they always come up with wild 'theories'.
    What's a swan's favorite social media platform?
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    SnapSwan.