40+ Manta Ray Jokes and Puns That Gets Anyone
Enjoy and laugh yourself out with these hilarious jokes
GENERATE MORE MANTA RAY JOKESWhy did the manta-ray break up with the stingray?0
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Because the stingray was always shocking in bed!
What do you call a manta-ray who loves to party?0
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A rave-ray!
What's a manta-ray's favorite pickup line?0
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Hey girl, are you a coral reef? Because I'm getting all tangled up in you!
Why did the manta-ray start a band?0
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To drop some sick beats from the ocean depths!
How does a manta-ray stay in shape?0
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By doing plenty of clam-ups and plankton crunches!
What did the manta-ray say to its friend after a bad breakup?0
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I guess we're just swimming in different tides now!
Why did the manta-ray refuse to pay for dinner at the seafood restaurant?0
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Because it always prefers a free 'catch of the day'!
How does a manta-ray like its coffee?0
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With a touch of krill and a splash of sea foam!
What do you call a manta-ray who's really good at math?0
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A trigonometry-trajectory-tailed ray!
Why was the manta-ray embarrassed at the underwater party?0
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It accidentally flashed its dorsal fin!
What did the manta-ray say when it bumped into a shark?0
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You're gonna need a bigger sea.
Why did the manta-ray start a band?0
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Because it had so many scales!
How does a manta-ray keep in touch with its friends?0
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Through the manta-net.
Why did the manta-ray go to therapy?0
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To work through its deep-sea issues.
What did the manta-ray wear to the underwater party?0
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A manta-tux.
Why was the manta-ray always the life of the undersea party?0
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It had a killer sense of manta-humor.
What do you call a fashionable manta-ray?0
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A chic manta-ray.
Why did the manta-ray blush?0
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It saw a naked sea cucumber.
How did the manta-ray become an internet sensation?0
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It mastered the art of manta-memes.
What's a manta-ray's favorite music genre?0
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Mantarock.
Why did the manta-ray go to couples therapy?0
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To work on its relationship issues with Stingrays.
What did the manta-ray say on its dating profile?0
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I'm a real catch in more ways than one.
Why did the manta-ray need a lawyer?0
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It got caught in a fishy situation.
How does a manta-ray like to relax?0
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By going for a nice glide in the ocean.
Why was the manta-ray banned from the coral reef party?0
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It kept doing belly flops.
What do manta-rays have in common with rebellious teenagers?0
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They both like to make waves.
How did the manta-ray win the ocean talent show?0
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With its fin-tastic dance moves.
Why did the manta-ray get a job at the bank?0
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It wanted to work as a financial planner.
What do you call a manta-ray that loves to gossip?0
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A rumor ray.
Why did the manta-ray blush at the aquarium?0
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It saw the human visitors in their swimsuits.
Why did the manta-ray join the dating app?0
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To find a ray of sunshine in its life.
What do manta-rays call their secret hideout?0
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The stealthy sea-stingray-partment.
How did the manta-ray become a motivational speaker?0
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It learned to always stay positive, no matter how many waves hit.
Why did the manta-ray go to therapy?0
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To work through its family issues with the electric rays.
What do you call a manta-ray that loves to dance?0
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A disco-quent ray of the sea.
Why did the manta-ray start wearing glasses?0
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To see things more clearly underwater, especially the stingrays.
How do manta-rays send messages underwater?0
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Through manta-mails.
What's a manta-ray's favorite type of movie?0
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A rom-com, because it loves a good ray-mance.
How did the manta-ray become a sushi chef?0
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It had a natural talent for slicing and dicing fish.
Why did the manta-ray become a politician?0
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It saw through the murky waters of corruption and wanted to make a splash in politics.